Hello and welcome again. I am unholy-angel13 (I am seriously thinking about changing my name, but I haven't got a clue what to rename myself as) and I will be your hostess this morning, evening or night.
You know, I was just on Gaia, writing something to someone when something clicked in my head: I have already written about the Top 10 Villians, but I haven't written about the villians in short life while I was growing up (because I was really rooting for them to win and to kick the good guys asses).
So here we go! From 10 to the lucky b*****d that I pick to be number 1!:
Number 10: Shendu:
I know that I have said how bad-a** and dangerous about his only son, Drago (if you haven't read "Top 10 Villians", go read it now 'cause then you'll never know who's the 10th and who's the 1st), but now I'm telling you about his father.
He was born somewhere in Ancient China as a demon sorcerer and ruled over Asia with his 5 powerful brothers and two dangerous sisters (they were ruling different, selected parts of the world...except one...I think he lived on the moon?).
Anyway, some of his people got pissed off at him because he was so cruel and sent 8 warriors (one was a woman) to beat the hell out of him and his family (to who he is...kind of mixed feeling of angry, hatred and fear towards them) and sent them to another world filled with nothing but rocks called the Demon Nether World (the Pan Ku). But I guess that Shendu slipped away before he could be sent to that world by his warrior, so an old guy by the name of Lo Pie (Low-Pay) turned him into a statue and then placed all of his 12 talismans (from who he drew his powers from) to the four corners of the world.
Unfortunately, after many centuries being trapped in his moblie form (and being able to speak in a rassy, hissy voice), he's being helped by the leader of The Dark Hand, Valmont, after agreeing to one of the lost treasures that he keeps in his palace (the leader of The Dark Hand was being greedy...like aways...). Anyway, blab blab blab, Jackie Chan and his Uncle...Uncle and niece Jade Chan, blab blab blab, Shendu's freed, blab blab blab, Jackie Chan and Jade save the day.
Anyway, it was a show when I was turning 11 and I thought that it was pretty good with all the kung-fu action. I also thought that it was really funny watching the animited Jackie Chan dodge kicks and flipping and beating Shendu one step at a time, but now that I older and a lot smarter, I can see that it was to survive and in a few cases; it was between life and death. I'm glad that Jackie Chan put the over-grown lizard in his in his place...which is banished with his brothers and sisters...where they will torture him horribly for the rest for his immortal life...
Shendu was a great character in the show and I look forward to, maybe, seeing him on youtube.com or something...
Number 6: Chase Young
Holy s**t! Now we're in the zone of the dangerous and the cruel!
Chase Young is the Prince of Darkness and Doom and is a mastermind before something big happens (with Omi: the Dragon of Water (and Ice) mostly in them) and on the battlefield with his many jungle cat.
In the past few centuries (he's 1500 years old), he was actually a good guy and best friends with the two of the greatest fighters in their world!...but I forgot their names (the yellow-faced one and that over-muscled man with his eyes shut all the time)...
But Chase grew jealous or something of the over-muscled man beccause of some bullshit (I don't know...I watched the show Chase Young was in in my young teenage years) and made a deal with a brown little bean called 'Hannibal Roy Bean' that he would join the dark side and turn into a horrible dragon whenever Chase pleases, have a good-looking young face for eternity and can survive on a can of soup that gets him the power to have those things.
Anyway, I grew-up with him in my early teenage year.
Number 5: Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
They. Are. GODS!!
...Well, not really god, but their bodies say otherwise.
Number 4: Slade:
This bad guy was one of the most dangerous and brilliant mastermind's in the business. He is dangerous, is a excellent martial artist, can build robotic things and has a deep, calm voice...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
He's beaten the Teen Titans (mostly Robin who's obsessed over him and he's thought of throwing him on jail and to rot in there for the rest of his life...up until Terra killed him by her rock power. I personality thought the thing about Slade was over until he was brought back on Earth by Raven's demonic dad...) over and over again...mostly because he's much older (I think he's in his early 30's) and much more stronger than them.
I grew-up with him in at the start of my teenage years and I thought that he was a dangerously brilliant mastermind filled with plans which have yet to be unfolded...
Number 3: Lord Voldemort:
Sorry Tom Riddle, but you're still not number 1! Although he's the coolest Dark Lord of wizardry and that the newest up-and-coming 6th movie 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' is only a while away; where we drive into the past of Voldemort and with the wicked cool special affect that I hope will wipe my mind clean and maybe make me deaf.
Number 2: Megatron:
I totally love the life-action 2007 movie Megatron (with his cruelty and his disgust of the human race) and I heard (on the internet and on the official website of it) that the new movie 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' is coming out in the movies this year! If it doesn't show this year, I swear: I will kill someone!
I also heard (off of the internet) that Megatron will be appearing in the second movie (with a whole new look). But I'm not 100% on that news because it might be fake. So it's sitting in between the fake and the real, balancing, hoping that it doesn't fall into the fake news (and that's what I'm hoping for, 'cause it would make me pretty pissed off if the movie showed and there was no Megatron).
The first live-action movie was somewhat based off of the fully animated movie in the 80's (where Arcee and some of the other Autobots and a few of the Deceptions were introduces for the very first time) and was totally awesome with the Autobots and the Deceptions fighting, ripping and tearing apart and killing (poor Jazz) to hold the All-Spark in their hand and save or destroy the human race.
And the lucky b*****d that is the one and only:
Number 1: The Joker:
The Joker from 'The Dark Knight' was an original character (unlike the Joker's in the cartoons and the 'wonderous' 60's) that had something seriously wrong in his head that was either from his childhood that scarred him or something when he was growing-up as a teenager that made him snap or that something unsable was starting in his mind.
In other words: a loveable nutcase!
Someone down there in the pits of Hell likes me! xd
Speaking of Hell, I don't think that the Joker (if he was real) will be able to stay down there for more or less than 5 minutes...7 at the tops. Because that dangerously insane goofball likes pain! He does!
It would be like heaven to him!
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