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this is from an email that i got....i thought that it was funneh .....so here it is xD


> > *9 Things I Hate About Everyone
> > *
> >
> > *1.* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..... I know
> > where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
> >
> > *2* People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
> > for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
> > channel manually.
> >
> > *3**When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
> > Duh!!!! What good is cake if you can't eat it? *
> >
> > *4* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
> > is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> > Who and where are they? Stupid!
> >
> > *5** When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
> > I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. *
> >
> > *6* *People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
> > a choice there, did ya? *
> >
> > *7.* When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new ,
> > then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
> > there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
> > *8* *When people say "life is short". What!!!?? Life is the longest thing
> > anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? *
> >
> > *9* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Ha s the bus come
> > yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbo?
> >
> > **** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen,
> > you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how...*