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Hulk vs the Devil: The End?????

twisted I have failed every attempt to defeat him....and then his momma has to help ruin them, i must use the most simplest plan to destroy him....but how?
ninja Hey i'm the Assassin Ninja, my real name is Dellilah, but my friends call me Dell. I'm here for an interview because you posted an add in the newspaper, reading: "It is the Devil, Iam planning on destroying the Hulk, but dont tell him, and i am willing to posses your soul straight to Munchinkin Land if anyone helps me! Plus there are free cookies of Death! Contact, 666-666-another666. thank you and have pleasant pain!". So like i was wondering where the cookies are?
twisted You will get them after you complete my mission,.............what type of ninja are you anyway?
ninja I am a ninja that annoys people to death with stupid questions!!
How old are pickels?!
evil Oh, well first i need you to go to this address, for some reason the Hulk is on vacation, so youll have to kill him on the cruise ship, or something....i dont care its your choice.....
ninja What type of candy should i bring?!
twisted Just go!!!
At the cruise ship....
mrgreen I am having a good time! Deeedeeee boodeedee!
ninja When a monkey crosses the road, what happens to the acorn?!
mrgreen It eats nachos!
ninja Hmmmmmmmm.......correct, its seems you are not so stupid after all................When a truck hits an old lady, what does she say?!
mad Dont ask stupid questions!
ninja Oh my gosh! You got it right too, this will be harder than i thought.....i must trick them both with the ultimate question.....................................................Whats that shiny thing over the edge of the ship?!
mrgreen Where?! Me go after it!
mad Ha! just because my son stupid enough to fall off ship, no mean i am. I know th answer, it's your face! Now eat my tofu fury!
ninja ummm....help?
mad Angry Super Chinese Momma Crush With A Side Order Of French Toast!
the poor ninja named Dell, is sent flying to an island where he is foreever stranded with the Hulk..................................
evil Why do i always lose?!!
mad Another riddle? The answer is because you do not carry enough pies! Now shut up and quit your whining......husband.......
evil Yes dear............now that our son is gone what shold we do?....
mad We watch chinese video of native homeland!

Who would have guessed these surprising twists! Is this the permanent end of the Hulk?! How could the Devil stand marrying that lady?! This may very well be the end, unless the writer can create a new twist that will twistingly twist this twisted twist!!!!