Walmart Story:
okay...
i went to kmart this saturday...nothing new jus getting stuffs for my cousin who is a boarder at my school.
i got towels, soap, and snacks, and put everything in the cart. then i walked to the aisle with the soda and drinks.
i get there and there is this guy lying down in the middle of the aisle.
so i roll my eyes and turn around.
but then he wakes up. and he makes a loud noise that creeps me out...majorly...
so i jumped and he laughed at me. then i turn around and see him getting up.
he's like i dont know...uh... maybe 18 ish?
and i think he was on drugs or something because he was acting all creepy.
so i go up to the shelves and get a case of juice and put it in the cart and as soon as i bend over to put it in he makes this weird noise.
so im like: OH GAWD.
and i look over at him and he's looking at me. and i am ready to start running faster than i have ever run and he starts talking to me.
"Hey. Whats your name?" says the creepy hobo.
I smirk. "Samantha."
He makes another noise and it sounds like he's burping and moaning and spitting at the same time.
"Nice name. Sexy name. Samantha." He starts to laugh and he ends up coughing and choking for about two minutes.
Then i make my get-away. I speed walk to the toy section and its empty so i relax and look at the barbie dolls for a while and all of the sudden...
i hear this noise. THE noise.
I turn around and see him standing there staring at me.
"You're so beautiful." He says.
now i KNOW he's on drugs.
i start laughing so hard my sides are aching. and he's laughing too because he dont know why the hell im laughing and he probably thinks that it was funny.
...whatever i jus said....
anywayz...
so i was laughing and he was laughing and then i bolted out of that store as fast as i could.
...
THE END! biggrin
 OMG pls no · Sun Feb 08, 2009 @ 05:55am · 0 Comments |
