Would you Rather...??
By: Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg
Would you Rather...
Have living eyebrows that crawl about your face
or
Leave a trail of paprika everywhere you go??
Have a bizarre condition where anytime you enter a room, Darth Vader's theme sounds
or
Have skin fifteen times bigger than it needs to be??
Have your eyes and nipples switch places
or
Never have your umbilical cord disconnected from your mother??
Have a sinus infection where everytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex
or
Have the inability to distinguish between babies and English muffins??
Have to shower and bathe daily with a hippopotamus (the hippo is not dangerous)
or
Have your range of bodily movement reduced to that of a G.I. Joe action figure??
Have an invariable tendency to introduce yourself and others in the voice and style of a professional wrestler announcer
or
Cry glue??
Have bendy straws for hair
or
Be plagued with the inescapable and involuntary tendency to insert the word "bucket" as every other word you say??
(ex. "Hey bucket, Seth. Bucket, how've bucket you bucket been?" wink
Vomit marbles
or
Sweat cheese??
There's More...
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