Nerdy Nedry
by mexicantacos2003
The Hard-a** Boss
"You are not four-eyes,
you are square-eyes,
just like the shape of your head,
makes me want to crack you
and make an omelette instead."
The Supposedly "Funny" Co
"You're still a virgin in your forties?
No wonder you are fat and balding.
Man, just buy you a hooker,
and forget about AIDS.
You don't deserve to live, anyways."
The Hot Secretary
"No, I would never go out
with someone as perverted as you.
Aren't you going to say something?
Useless piece of blob."
Trembling...
The day of the suicidal maniac
attacking the local business office:
"My eyes are not squared,
but yours are now bullet-holes
Mr. Boss;
I might be a virgin but I have respect
for you and for life, Co;
and you, slut,
I am not so useless now, am I?
I am your executioner today
and I am happy to finish the job."
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