Alrighty, this is a pretty funny one by another friend of mine. It's prompt someone asked her to write. Enjoy!
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❇A Midnight Stomping❇
"Yo, Ali! Hey wake up Ali!" Collin yelled into my ear. His squeaky voice was so annoying. I rolled over, hearing a satisfying yelp. "Ali get off me!" The one inch thing squealed. I smiled into my pillow. Finally. The thing was feeling the same pain as I. Everyday he caused me to be tortured by his people. Yes there were more one inch tormentors in the world. I happened to be the unlucky girl living with them. They considered me their slave. He was my number one master.
"What is it?" I groaned into my pillow. Collin jabbed me in my side with his sharp stick thing. "Ouch watch where you poke that." I nearly screamed. One day of one day soon he will get that stick up his... Anyways.
"Get off me first!" His squeaky voice demanded. I groaned and sat up. "Ahem. Well first off. We are moving out of this dump." He surveyed the room with an air of distaste. I smirked and stood up. "Also keep those things away from me!" He pointed a tiny finger at my feet.
"Sorry, but when I sleep I can't help where they go. And I am not moving. This was my family's home till you things came along." Never under-estimate the power of the tiny people. They managed to over throw my family. I had a powerful family. "This is a expensive house to keep. I'm only keeping it because of my inheritance!" I waved my hands around the large bedroom. This was the smallest room in the house, an dit was the size of a master in a normal house. Maybe a bit bigger.
Collin scurried down my comforter and stood glaring at me. I crossed my arms and glared back. It would be an epic moment to see. Tiny person have a glaring contest with a normal person. Who would win, who would win. The midget wasn't even as big as my foot. My foot. If light bulbs could appear above heads then I would have a huge one.
"I don't have to listen to you anymore Collin!." I declared and walked towards him. He uncrossed his arms and stared up at me.
"Wha- Wha- What?!" He sputtered furiously. "You are mine to control, so you have to do what I say!!" He stomped his foot like a little kid. I smirked and raised my foot over his head.
"Well Mr. Foot here says I don't and too feel his wrath!" If I had an evil manic laugh then this is where I would so use it. Collin grabbed his stick and raised it up to my invading foot. I laughed. It would feel like a nasty thorn. "Really you can't do a thing." I plucked the stick out of his hand and brought my foot down with all the wrath and anger I could manage.
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Written by
Stitchedupkitsune
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❇A Midnight Stomping❇
"Yo, Ali! Hey wake up Ali!" Collin yelled into my ear. His squeaky voice was so annoying. I rolled over, hearing a satisfying yelp. "Ali get off me!" The one inch thing squealed. I smiled into my pillow. Finally. The thing was feeling the same pain as I. Everyday he caused me to be tortured by his people. Yes there were more one inch tormentors in the world. I happened to be the unlucky girl living with them. They considered me their slave. He was my number one master.
"What is it?" I groaned into my pillow. Collin jabbed me in my side with his sharp stick thing. "Ouch watch where you poke that." I nearly screamed. One day of one day soon he will get that stick up his... Anyways.
"Get off me first!" His squeaky voice demanded. I groaned and sat up. "Ahem. Well first off. We are moving out of this dump." He surveyed the room with an air of distaste. I smirked and stood up. "Also keep those things away from me!" He pointed a tiny finger at my feet.
"Sorry, but when I sleep I can't help where they go. And I am not moving. This was my family's home till you things came along." Never under-estimate the power of the tiny people. They managed to over throw my family. I had a powerful family. "This is a expensive house to keep. I'm only keeping it because of my inheritance!" I waved my hands around the large bedroom. This was the smallest room in the house, an dit was the size of a master in a normal house. Maybe a bit bigger.
Collin scurried down my comforter and stood glaring at me. I crossed my arms and glared back. It would be an epic moment to see. Tiny person have a glaring contest with a normal person. Who would win, who would win. The midget wasn't even as big as my foot. My foot. If light bulbs could appear above heads then I would have a huge one.
"I don't have to listen to you anymore Collin!." I declared and walked towards him. He uncrossed his arms and stared up at me.
"Wha- Wha- What?!" He sputtered furiously. "You are mine to control, so you have to do what I say!!" He stomped his foot like a little kid. I smirked and raised my foot over his head.
"Well Mr. Foot here says I don't and too feel his wrath!" If I had an evil manic laugh then this is where I would so use it. Collin grabbed his stick and raised it up to my invading foot. I laughed. It would feel like a nasty thorn. "Really you can't do a thing." I plucked the stick out of his hand and brought my foot down with all the wrath and anger I could manage.
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Written by
Stitchedupkitsune
