Here is the background story for my avatar.. and its very silly and retarded, but i don;t write stories and i made it up as i went along.
Once upon a time, a merry man ran into a giant octopus, and the octopus was very sad. The merry man was very disturbed by this, he didn't understand why the octopus was very sad and so he asked the octopus why it was upset.
The octopus said it was upset because it used to be a beautiful dancer named Violet who was able to seduce anyone. One day a vampire sorcress came to town, and demanded the youth, beauty, and ability of the dancer. Violet became very scared and didn;t know what to do, she didn;t want to give up her life yet. So she went to see Old Cummergeon Jimmy the ex-wizard, to see what she could do. He told her to steal a tear from a mermaid and take it to Mother Hendrix to turn it to a temporary disguiser and repellant elixir. So this way Violet would turn normal when the vampire left.
Violet went to the sea of curses, where she had heard that mermaids could be seen being sacrificed to dragons to keep their waters safe. Upon arriving a mermaid was being sacrifed and was crying in horror. Quickly Violet stole her tears, but she couldn;t leave the mermaid to her fate, so she offered the dragon a trade. Violet's sequiny dress for the mermaids life (the dragon was missing a scale, and violet's dress was made from dragon scale's).
The mermaid thanked her very much and swam off. Violet then went to Mother Hendrix. Mother Hendrix made Violet the elixir.
Violet drank the elixir and turned into an octopus. However, the Vampire was aware of what had happened, so with her soceress powers she made the spell permanent.
When the octopus had finished telling Merry man the story, Merry man was full of sadness, even more than he was before!!! and so he decided that he would try and break the vampires spell.
He went to Old Cumudgeon Jimmy and asked what he could do. Jimmy told him that mermaids had the ability to break the spell. so Jimmy went to the sea of curses, and decided to look for the mermaid that Violet had helped.
When he had found the mermaid, she was depressed as well... she had fallen in love with a werewolf, but the werewolf had fallen in love with a vampire! The mermaid told him that she would help him if he could figure out how to solve her problem.
So Merry man went to find the werewolf, but since he was only a human his life was almost massacred! so Merry went to find the Vampire instead. the vampire was the twin- sister of the vampire that had placed the spell on Violet. and this vampire was called Sherbet. Sherbet told Merry that she had accidently be-witched the mermaid in attempts to be-witch her sister. but had completely missed and the spell had flown off into the distance and had hit the mermaid before it could disappear. Merry asked her to remove it, but Sherbet said she needed to have a scale of a dragon to do it.
So Merry ventured into the depths of the cave of FLAMES!!! to search for the dragon... fortunately, the dragon that lived in this cave was a infant of a mix between a dragon and a snake! so it had shedded a layer of skin. Merry quickly took the skin and scales and brought it back to Sherbet. Sherbet made counter-spell and removed the bewitchment.
Merry returned to the mermaid and she happily made a counter-elixir to Violet's curse. Merry quickly hurried to give the elixir to Violet. However, when he arrived, Sherbets sister was waiting, wearing an anti-repellant robe thing and she demanded the elixir so that Violet could turn back so she could take her life! Merry was extremely pissed... and so he ranted his whole story in fustration... Sherbet's sister heard about the werewolve! and she was amazed to hear that he was in love with her, because she was in love with him!!!!! and thats why she wanted to take Violet's ness, because she thought she wasn't good enough, that she was only invisible to him! which was also why she had asked her sister to make a bewitchment spell on him, which didn't work!!! (thats why she had resorted to taking Violet;s life (i said that alll out of order, oh well)) and now that she had found out that he loved her too, she disappeared!. Merry gave Violet the elixir and she turned back to the beautiful dancer she was (only naked, hahaha) Merry gave her his coat (which he was wearing this entire time)
In a few years, they fell in love with each other, and had a baby! and it was a white baby!!! ( the dancer was african american and so was merry) since it was such a hyper baby and always asked "" OOOOOOOOOOOO GUESSES WHAT!!!!???" they nicknamed it oooguesseswhat. When oooguesseswhat became 13 she realized that she was a different colour than her parents. So she went to Mother Hendrix so see if she could make her any potions to change the colour of her skin... but alas Mother Hendrix was opposed to it, espescially after the whole Micheal Jackson incident... she didn;t want another one of those... so poor oooguesseswhat had to find someone else. While going to the library to use an online pc, she bumped into sherbet. (everyone in the story had all become good friends, except the werewolf kept on trying to eat Merry, Violet, and oooguesseswhat) Sherdet knew what was wrong, the elixir that Violet had taken to turn her back had some strange side effects that had caused her child, oooguesseswhat, to be a different colour than she was supposed to be. Sherbet sensing that there had been enough questing to last a lifetime in Oooguesseswhat's family, quickly said a few words quest-item free and reversed the side effects.
however, they would only take place when oooguesseswhat turned 18...
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