HAI JURNAL. OH MAI GAWD, TEH MOST WEERDEST TING HAPEN TUDAY JURNAL. EYE WAS SITTIN NEXT TU THIS LADEE, AND EYE HAD TEH CASE OF VAGINAL FLATULENC.
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ET WAS SOOO EMBARESING! I JUS KEP ON FARTIN AND FARTIN' THRU MAI BIRTH CANAL.
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THE LADEE NEXT TO ME MAID A FAICE LYKE SHE WAS ENJOYIN DAT SMELL.
LYKE SHE SAYS TO ME "MM. IT SMELS LYKE v****a HURR."
AND I WAS LYKE "OH GOD, OH GOD." gonk
BUT THEN SHE ADDS "DAT v****a SMELL IS LYKE FRESH MORNIN' STRAWBERRY DAISES."
JURNAL. I WAS STILL SO EMBARESED. I KEPT ON HOPIN' SHE DIN'T THINK ET WAS ME WHO WAS GASIN' UP TEH PLAYCE WIHT VAGINAL SMELLS.
BUT EYE SPOKE TEW SOON, JURNAL. I SPOKE TEW SOON.
TEH LADY TURN'D TO ME AND SAYS "R U VAGINAL POOTING?"
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LET ME SAY, DAT MAID MEYE DAY.
I SAYS "ONLY IF U LYKE IT, BABY." wink wink wink
SHE WHENT LYKE DIS: redface
AND I WHENT LYKE DIS: surprised
AND TAT SAME NITE WHILE I HELD MAI AFTERSEX CIGARET, WE BOTH WENT LYKE DIS: 
I GESS VAGINAL FARTIN' CAN c**  IN HANDY WHEN PICKIN' UP TEH LADESS SUMTIMES.
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 x_Agita · Wed Dec 31, 2008 @ 01:35am · 0 Comments |
