Here are some jokes:
Go up to a person and say,
stare "Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?"
If they say, confused "I don't know" say,
ninja "I'll tell you tomorrow..."
And walk away eek
Here's a riddle...
The maker of the object dosen't want it,
The buyer dosen't need it,
And the person who uses it has no idea he's using it.
What object am I talking about?
(Comment me for the answer)
A cowboy came to town one day and stays for three days and leaves on friday. How did he do it? ninja
Did you hear about the invisible man and woman who got married?
Yeah, their kids aren't much to look at either... stare
smile Ok so there are two guys taking a hike in the-middle-of-no-where. Then one on the guys hears a yell. He quickly turns around and sees his partner lying on the ground with a snake slowly slithering away.
surprised "Oh my God! Man, are you OK!?"
cry "No, I think I'm gonna die."
confused "Was the snake poisonous?"
scream "Yes you idiot! Go get help!"
So the man runs as fast as he could for about 6 miles and he finally reaches a town and their only doctor. Unfortunately though, he is delivering a baby.
sad "I can't leave I have to deliver this baby!"
cry "Well, isn't there anything I can do!?"
neutral "Well, can you describe the snake?"
He describes the snake.
razz "Wait! I know this kind of snake! Listen carefully."
neutral "Ok"
surprised "The venom of the snake spreads slowly. So make an X with a knife where the bite mark is, suck out as much blood as you can, and spit it out! Got it?"
wink "Ok"
So the guy runs all the way back and finds his partner in agony.
gonk "Well? What did he say!?"
The guy waits awhile to catch his breath. Then he finally answers,
sweatdrop "He says you're gonna die."
eek "..."
 catgurl_45 · Sat Dec 27, 2008 @ 03:22am · 0 Comments |
