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more ways to get kicked out of wal~mart:
*take something from the shelves and attempt to walk out of the store with it. when an employee stops you, say, 'but i though it was free!!'

*when you go to the checkout counter, scream and grab the item back whenever the lady tries to scan it and scream "NO ITS MIIIINE!!" do it with all your items.

*lay down on the floor sleeping. when someone asks you what your doing or attempts to wake you up, say, "salad..gives you food poisoning.."

*use as many free sample items as possible

hope u liked these!!