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Yay! Merry Christmas! Oh, screw you all. Christmas is fun and awesome and all, but... do I really want to be bidding a stranger like yourself a good holiday? What if you track me down and murder me? Through a fit of strangles? Hmm? Whadya think of that?

Anyway, I've gone WAY better at roleplaying now... so much more literate and posts are more decorative and prettier and I type 3-6 pareegraphities now. No. I will not go to 7 yet. Too much time to waste.
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Waste was the last word typed, so waste shall be my stupid analysis topic. Waste is dung. Dung smells bad. Stinking is B.O. B.O. is body odor. Body odor comes off on nerdy people (biased, I know, but whatevs). Nerdy people are too smart for their own good. Too smart people are actually really dumb, inside. Dumb people are retarded. Retarded is a word for mental. Mental is mental hospital. Mental hospital is rehab. Rehab is Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse is wine. Wine is pretty, but gross. Pretty but gross are popular peeps. Popular peeps are awesome. Awesome is a pipe. Pipe makes waste travel. Stuff that makes waste travel helps you and your waste. Waste is now happy. Waste. There you go!

Okay, fine. This one didn't work out as well. I'm too lazy to make it longer, so suck it.






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commentCommented on: Wed Dec 24, 2008 @ 02:53am
My first comment. Don't even think about it, because I have already won!


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