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Volume 1: Friendship

Rule 1: People are expendable. No matter how attached someone becomes to you, you have to be willing to drop them like a rock whenever you want, or whenever you find it necessary.

Rule 2: Under no circumstances should you have a friend whom you honestly can't say has changed your life for the better.

Rule 3: People should want to be your friend, not the other way around.

Rule 4: If someone starts to get too "friendly", if you know what I mean, get the hell out of there and never look back.

Rule 5: Do not form an attachment to people. You're setting yourself up for trouble later on.

Rule 6: If they don't serve a purpose that benefits you, let them go.

Rule 7: To yourself, call them your friend. If you're embarrassed to, rethink it.