Okay, so, this is where i'm just going to rant about how much I despise Stephenie Meyer's series: Twilight.
For all those who:
- Like this series
- Will get mad at me for ranting about nonsense
- Don't want any spoilers about the series [I don't think there will be any.. but just incase.]
Then this entry is not for you. x]
First of all!
I hate how Stephenie Meyer's vampires are just pure bull- in the movies and the books.
I love my vampire romance novels as much as the next freak, but come on! D:
I mean, vampires don't SPARKLE.
In all the books i've ever read in my entire life, and everything i've seen, when a vampire goes in the light or is touched by the sun, POOF.
They're not supposed to look like a pixy barfed on their face or Barbie accidentally threw a handful of gold sparkles in their eyes. D<
Secondly, what's all this about Edward and Bella having a child at the end of the series? D<
I mean, vampires can't reproduce, because what makes a vampire a vampire, is that they're the living dead- But people happen to only think of zombies when this term is mentioned, of course, NOBODY thinks of vampires because Stephenie Meyer made them all into sparkling, fangless bullshit. D:
When something is DEAD, and what makes it DEAD is the fact that there's no bodily fluids circulating throughout the system, and organs fail to work.
That's why they don't need to eat, sleep, or whatever.
So how in the hell did they have a CHILD? D<
Oh, and the cast for the movie- Don't even get me started. @~@ I hated the movie so much, the only reason I watched it was because I didn't have to pay. And if I did like the series, I would have probably ranted on how the movie didn't follow the book at all. :/
But I don't, so it doesn't really matter! :'D
But the thing I hate most of all, is all these girls on MySpace, Facebook, and any other chat site changing their last name to "Cullen", i'm serious it's almost as bad as the time The Dark Knight came out and everyone had to write "Why So Serious?" in their MSN name.
And I hate all these little girls who've never read a vampire novel in their life, and then reading Twilight and going, "OMG I LUV VAMPS. DEY R SO SMEXY WITH DER SPARKLY SKIN O SO BUTIFUL."
It's like. No.
Sure, vampires are supposed to be seductive, charming, suave, but that's NOT TWILIGHT.
I could rant for hours, but seriously, I hate Twilight. DD:
For all those who:
- Like this series
- Will get mad at me for ranting about nonsense
- Don't want any spoilers about the series [I don't think there will be any.. but just incase.]
Then this entry is not for you. x]
First of all!
I hate how Stephenie Meyer's vampires are just pure bull- in the movies and the books.
I love my vampire romance novels as much as the next freak, but come on! D:
I mean, vampires don't SPARKLE.
In all the books i've ever read in my entire life, and everything i've seen, when a vampire goes in the light or is touched by the sun, POOF.
They're not supposed to look like a pixy barfed on their face or Barbie accidentally threw a handful of gold sparkles in their eyes. D<
Secondly, what's all this about Edward and Bella having a child at the end of the series? D<
I mean, vampires can't reproduce, because what makes a vampire a vampire, is that they're the living dead- But people happen to only think of zombies when this term is mentioned, of course, NOBODY thinks of vampires because Stephenie Meyer made them all into sparkling, fangless bullshit. D:
When something is DEAD, and what makes it DEAD is the fact that there's no bodily fluids circulating throughout the system, and organs fail to work.
That's why they don't need to eat, sleep, or whatever.
So how in the hell did they have a CHILD? D<
Oh, and the cast for the movie- Don't even get me started. @~@ I hated the movie so much, the only reason I watched it was because I didn't have to pay. And if I did like the series, I would have probably ranted on how the movie didn't follow the book at all. :/
But I don't, so it doesn't really matter! :'D
But the thing I hate most of all, is all these girls on MySpace, Facebook, and any other chat site changing their last name to "Cullen", i'm serious it's almost as bad as the time The Dark Knight came out and everyone had to write "Why So Serious?" in their MSN name.
And I hate all these little girls who've never read a vampire novel in their life, and then reading Twilight and going, "OMG I LUV VAMPS. DEY R SO SMEXY WITH DER SPARKLY SKIN O SO BUTIFUL."
It's like. No.
Sure, vampires are supposed to be seductive, charming, suave, but that's NOT TWILIGHT.
I could rant for hours, but seriously, I hate Twilight. DD:
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