F A Q ' S 1: WILL YOU DO ART FOR FREE? A: NO! PAY FOR IT!
2: CAN I HAGGLE ON THE PRICES? A: NO! I LOWERED THEM. THEY STAY!
3: WILL YOU DO FULL BODY ON THE COMPUTER? A: NOT YET, HAVEN'T TRIED.
4: WILL YOU DRAW BY HAND? A: IF I FEEL LIKE IT. FULL BODY'S ARE FOR HAND ONLY.
5: HOW MUCH IS A BRIBE? A: OVER 1,OOO GOLD.
6: WHY TITLE THE TRADE? A: BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'LL THINK IT'S A DONATION.
7: WILL YOU KEEP MY ORDER ON YOUR PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT? A: NO! I NEED SPACE FOR OTHER ORDERS.
8: WHAT IF I CAN'T ADD MY ORDER TO MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT? A: YOU BETTER THEN ME BEFORE HAND OR IT'S DELETED.
9: WHY DID YOU DELETE MY POST? A: DID YOU READ ALL THE RULES? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID? DID YOU PISS ME OFF? YES? THEN YOU KNOW WHY!
10: WILL YOU DO CHIBIS? A: ALL I CAN DRAW ARE CHIBIS. SO YES.
11: CAN I PM YOU FOR SOMETHING? A: NO! POST IT IN THE FORUM OR HERE.
12: WHY NOT? A: BECAUSE IT ANNOYS ME.
13: WHY AM I BANNED FROM THE FORUM? A: BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID.
14: WHY DID YOU ADD MORE RULES? A: BECAUSE SOMEONE DID SOMETHING STUPID AND THEY'RE ARE MORE STUPID PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW.
15: WILL YOU DO COUPLE ART? A: ONLY IF IT'S A HEAD SHOT.
16: DO I NEED TO BRIBE YOU FOR COUPLE ART? A: PUT IT THIS WAY, IF IT'S NOT LISTED, IT'S A BRIBE.
17: WHAT IF I WANT MY MONEY BACK? A: SUCKS FOR YOU.
18: CAN I ADD YOU? A: NOT UNLESS I LIKE YOU. DON'T BE SUPRISED IF I CANCEL YOUR FRIEND REQUEST.
19: WILL YOU ADVERTISE FOR ME? A: MAYBE. IF I LIKE YOU.
20: WHAT IF IT WON'T LET ME POST? A: TITLE THE TRADE WITH YOUR ORDER.
21: WHAT IF I DON'T READ THE RULES? A: SIMPLE. NO ART FOR YOU AND YOUR POST IS DELETED.
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OMSFG · Sun Nov 30, 2008 @ 08:16am · 0 Comments |