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Thor's Story: book 2
Where was eye? OH YEs the crushing of the... delicious crab meat from Teragonogckna. So yes, as Thor swore vengence a spidermonkey overheard and leaped out and said "Thy cannot go alone, Teragono...gorch...tuli-yeah shes a jerk." "Did she ruin, pillage, or cover your life in cupcakes too?" saideth Thor. "No! She's a jerk for having such a long name! I can't even pronounceth her name right. I meaneth, seriosly can'teth we just calleth her "Susan the mean wench"" asked the spidermonkey. "Sure. By the way, whats your name tiny warrior?" asked Thor looking at him with a look that would creep M. Jackson out. "I am, Trent, light wizzard lvl.4 HINGADINGADURGAN!" "Your spells?" Thor asketh. "Twinkle, Fortify, Thunderbolt, RickRoll'd, and jesters laugh." "Summons?" "Qwerty, Weegee, Rick Astley, Giant orange Frog, and a big Bonana." "Attacks?" "Tiny spear, ranting profusley, and protests that just babble on about democracy, falcon puch, shoop da whoop, ship da whiip, and !. Whatever ! means. confused " said Trent. Then as dramatic music came in, Thor said as he faced a sunlit sea with Trent, "Then we shall go forth East and defeat Teragonogckna and reclaim what is ours!"
And come back later for Book 3 of Thor's story where him and Trent battle a giant eggroll. Till then, keep eating Thor's favorite food Flesh Flakes! Collect OVER 9000 and win this package of band aids and a survival knife used to fend off Smileys and diranged exgirlfriends.
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