30% of teenagers can do simple math in their head. If you're one of the 80% who can't, repost this into your sig. (10% of the 30 lied)
2% of teenagers haven't tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 98% who has, why the hell would you tell anyone?
15% of Deviants know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 85% who don't, blame typos for the mistake.
8% of the teenage population Is into Rock. 92% has switched to rap. Obviously those of us teens who don't like either weren't invited to the polls.
8% of teens would laugh if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. 82% would be dead and 10% of us would wonder what just happened.
99.8% of anime fans obsess over Naruto.. 60% think that number is grossly over exaggerated, and the .8% are wondering why they're missing arms.
30% of DA's anime fan base aren't yaoi fans. 50% are. and 20% are wondering if these polls are rigged.
2% of teenagers haven't molested a lemur. so apparently 98% have. 20% of us are now sure these polls are rigged.
10% of teens today would laugh if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 90% would die or throw a riot. 5% of the 10 are in denial.
3% of people don't have something similar to this in their signature. If you're one of the 97% who do, what the heck do you need this for?
21% of the world agrees that I've conquered them. 21% don't believe that's true. Too bad I conquered that 21% too.
100% of the world thinks that's a load of crap.
8% Of teenagers say "I Hate You" and don't really mean it. Which leaves 92% which say it and do mean it. /30%/ of us are now convinced these Statistics and polls are rigged.
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