Men cry not for themselves...
It begins with me going to my friend TJ's house. Craig, Stango, and Kai had already arrived before me. I walk up the stairs to find the door locked.(it is noted that after you open the door, there is a small indentation in the wall to your right.) after TJ lets me in, I walk through the door. Little did I know, Stango was hiding to my right, and he jumps up with a scream, which causes me to jump what appears to be 5 feet into the air. After about an hour, it got dark enough to go out. We were walking up and down the festive street when we notice a haunted house and we decided to go. "one person only" they say. Dammit. After TJ, Stango, and Kai go through(craig wimped out) I take my turn. The 1st part has you walking over series of bridges, the both of which have what appears to be orcs from lord of the rings patrolling the ground below, who try to reach up and grab you. Then I got a shock when someone yells out behind me.(I didn't see what it was, but from what I saw before I went into the house, I believe it was someone in a Ghostface[Scream] mask.) Then you go through a bloody metal door marked "Butcher's Market" where you witness a butcher cut off a random person's extremities.(lucky me, he was decapitating someone when I went through >_> wink Then you walk outside again, where a witch is brewing "poison"(fail) and then you walk by a graveyard with a Ghoul patrollong up and down and just before you get to an ancient wooden door, a dude in a gorilla suit pops out of the ground.(got me, dammit >_< wink Then after walking through the wooden door, I see a man(his face is hidden) sitting at a table and he looks up at me. "Tom, there's another intruder." he says. Then a chainsaw starts up and F**KING LEATHERFACE RUNS AROUND A CORNER AT ME. I yell "NO!!!!!!!" dodge the guy, RAM the door open, THROW Freddy Kruger out of the way, and SPRINT SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL past the next guy(He jumped out and yelled[I later found out it was Scarecrow], but I was running so fast, I don't think he even SAW me.) When it comes to Leatherface/Chainsaws(I am scared to hell of Texas Chainsaw Massacre) I don't f**king mess around. After hitting the grass and seeing my friends laughing, I fly into the air and slam onto the asphalt road. At this point, my friends are on the ground laughing their asses off. Craig then runs to the corner market, comes out with a Jester hat and shoves it on my head, which I was forced to wear the rest of the night. And I have to say, that hat was friggin itchy. >_< Picture the hat in the picture in purple and black with red trim.
I was dubbed Sir Coward the rest of the night...
I was dubbed Sir Coward the rest of the night...
...But for their comrades.
