I give you the plot idea that I found to be so stupid, I'm still suprised my brain didn't melt out of my ears. XD If you don;t know about the wolrd of Mario, 1) You'll be wondering who the hell these people are, and 2) I'm jelous because you apparently live under a bigger rock than me. :<
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It was yet another bright and cheerful day in the Mushroom Kingdom! And while it was one that a certain authoress would not see due to killing herself for having just written the most horrible intro to a story, rest assured it was other wise a glorious day. (No one really missed her anyway; poor artist estranged from the family, you know how it is.)
ANYWAY.
On the outskirts of town, the Mario brothers were taking advantage of the nice weather in their own separate ways; Luigi was busy watering some of his more delicate plants, while Mario was snoozing in the sun, occasionally debating whether to spend the energy to go inside the house for a drink. Luigi paused in his gardening duties, looking back at Mario. "Do you ever get the feeling someone, somewhere, is witting a horrible story about you?" Mario sighed and rolled his eyes. "You're just being paranoid Luigi... Although considering our relative popularities, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities; those Toads do some crazy stuff sometimes." Luigi frowned, but resumed watering. "Why are they called "toads" anyway? They're mushrooms for goodness sake!" Mario just ignored the question however, and went back to focusing on getting to sleep. He was distracted however by a noise that seemed to be coming from the bushes near their house. He squinted open an eye to glance around, and couldn't help but notice that while most of the bushes were just staring dead ahead like normal, (something that had taken a LOT of time to consider normal too,) there was one bush who kept fidgeting... and appeared to be glaring at him. Frowning back at the bush, he moved to sit up, maybe shake the branches of the bush and show it who's boss, when suddenly, a pink and blonde blur leaped out!
"What the--?!" Mario called out, realizing a second latter who it was. But alas, it was a second too late; before Luigi even had a chance to respond, he found himself hit with a net gun that left him dazed at the sudden attack, his watering can spewing water on the ground next to him. Mario jumped up to help his brother, but the attacker proved quicker and had Luigi scooped up and in her flying pink umbrella before Mario do anything about it.
"Peach you brat!" Mario called out with gusto! "Give me back my brother!" The woman however just laughed and waved merrily. "Fuu fuu fu! Didn't see THAT coming, did you Mario?" Behind her, Luigi stired from his entrapment, attempting to untangle himself from the mesh. "Mario...!' he cried out, feeling the beginings of panic welling up in his throat. Princess Peach turned to smile at him in an amused fashion, looking like the cat who swallowed the canery. "Oooh, hush now sweetie... No need to go and upset yourself. We're just going for a little trip is all..." Still smiling vampiricly, she pulled a needle from the folds of her dress, and before Luigi had enough time to even utter a startled cry, the tranqulizer went to work, knocking him out cold.
"LUIGI!" Mario called out, still chasing the giant umbrella, an easy target to follow. "Luigi, are you okay? Answer me!" Ignoring the stitch forming in his side, he glared at the Princess back, and shouted out, "You hag of a Princess!! What did you do!?"
For a moment, she seemed to have not heard him. Slowly though, she turned around, and boy if looks could kill, Mario would be NINE feet under, screw six. "I'm sorry Mr. FATSO; I didn't quite catch that."
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Awesome; I managed to type more as I posted it. biggrin
*looks at the plot* But then again, in this case is that really such a good thing...?
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