10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer)
3. Thou shall not steel from k-mart. (wal-mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall no get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shall not steel from parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about doing it. (as nike says just do it)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave them in the middle)
 purplemajic · Sun Oct 05, 2008 @ 07:44pm · 0 Comments |
