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The boredom monkey has given you this test. Finish it or perish!

Take pride in yourself! make a list of everything you're proud of!
um, do i have to?
1. I have people who don't care that i'm a b***h
2. I'm doing okay in school
3. I'm still alive
4. Everyone important to me is still alive
5. I'm ******** honest
6. I have an amazing best friend
7. I'm not a hobo
8. I have an A- in French
9. I'm determined.
10. I can be pretty damn convincing
11. I'm "damn good at shutting people out"
12. I don't do drugs
13. I randomly adopt little sister
14. That's all, bitches

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"You chew that paste of pinlobble leaves, duckie, you do that." - The Fishwife from Wicked.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
bottle of clear nailpolish

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
House.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:10 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:12 am (hell yeah bitches!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my clock ticking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
day b4 yesterday. i was walking home.

8. Before you started this test, what did you look at?
my PMs.

9. What are you wearing?
A tank top and really short gray shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?
probably. i don't remember it tho.

11. When did you last laugh?
When reading a list my friend sent me.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
whole ton of s**t.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
not particularly...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
obnoxious

15. What is the last film you saw?
Pirates of the Caribbean dead mans chest.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
plane tickets (actually, screw that, my own jet/driver), travel snacks, other kick a** stuff

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
That all depends on who you are, now doesn't it?
Fine, I can be really pervy

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i'd make myself the ruler. that way, i would automatically get world peace, and i could change whatever the hell i wanted. Besides, everyone would have to listen to me.

19. Do you like to dance?
Hell yea.

20. George Bush:
Senior ---> should b shot for bring the newer one into the world
New guy ----> Should've been assassinated.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i dunno. i dont consider these things. i figure that if i end up pregnant, i'll have 9 months to figure it out. it also depends on the father, like, if he were German, it would probably be a German name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
see # 21

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
HELL YEAH! Germany here I come!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates???
Psh, i doubt i'm making it. I don't even believe in the guy. but probably something like "haha, told you so." not that god's told me anything...

You! You read the test! Now you must take it or the boredom monkey will shank you!