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[1] Who are you? I'm your secret lover/b***h.
[2] Are we friends? Nope. Lovers.
[3] When and how did we meet?ON THE TACO OF SARCASM DAY. In your mom.
[4] How have I affected you? Made me want to rape people.
[5] What do you think of me? I think you're a mofo. But not of the month.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? EVERY MOFO DAY.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Friends forever. Enemies for your mom.
[8] Do you love me? yep. That's deliciously implied.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Only at night. ;D But i like it rough.
[10] Would you hug me? Everyday biatch.
[11] Would you kiss me? No, not like the spanish girls. Just like a makeout. ;D
[13] Would you marry me? Yes. We should go to canada tonight.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? everything.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? We're already cool. o: Cool as ice cubes.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 20852935792835792835792857928357. My number is wayyyy better b***h.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. You're the orgasmic one.
[18] Am I loveable? MHM.
[19] How long have you known me? Since your mom is a mofo.
[20] Describe me in one word. HOTT.
[21] What was your first impression?She's a hott b***h.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Yes.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Davies hair flips...duhhh.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Mhm. To me. And a bunch of hott guys. At the sa me time.
[25] What about me makes you happy? SPAZ=PAZ
[26] What about me makes you sad? when my biatch is sad.
[27] What reminds you of me? Hottness.
[28] What's something you would change about me? Your feelings about yourself.
[29] How well do you know me? We're like this ~crosses middle fingers together~ Owned.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? That i want you at night. But i told you now. ;D
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? If they hurtedededed your friends.
[32] Are we close? Refer to number 29.
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? YOU GOT IT FROM ME, b***h!

One for Meegan Monstarr.

[1] Who are you?
I am Michael Jackson, your secret lover. ;D Remember the jacket from kohls?
[2] Are we friends?
Nope, we're lovers.
[3] When and how did we meet?
Pssh. woodview when we were sexy beasts.
[4] How have I affected you?
You've made me do a lot of things...that do not need to be mentioned on here. -wink wink-
[5] What do you think of me?
Dayyummm.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Oh you know, that one nightttt.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
Definitely enemies foreverrr.
[8] Do you love me?
Oh bby.
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
You know I like it rough.
[10] Would you hug me?
Yessss.
[11] Would you kiss me?
Every night.
[13] Would you marry me?
Yeahhh...I already planned our wedding ;D
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
Pssh. Yer pants, even though that's physical not emotional.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
ohhh noo. xD We're cooler then giraffes.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
9283828752759275982375934857398573649
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Toasty Torpedo. Because i know you are just like that commercial.
[18] Am I loveable?
In bed.
[19] How long have you known me?
Since like five years ago.
[20] Describe me in one word.
Supercalifragilisticespealidocious.
[21] What was your first impression?
Oh, that guurl is soooo sexyyyyy.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
It only got better.
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
Dustiee poo's hairflips, not davies. xD
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
To me...o;
[25] What about me makes you happy?
Memories.
[26] What about me makes you sad?
That i didn't see you for a week.
[27] What reminds you of me?
Red moms.
[28] What's something you would change about me?
The pants yer wearingg ;D
[29] How well do you know me?
Very well...in bed.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Only that I want you in my pants, but i got over that. xD
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
Only certain people...cough.
[32] Are we close?
Ohhh yeahhhh. Down boy, down.
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
oh yes. even though you got it from me.