Hi! I'm unholy-angel13 (I'm thinking about changing my name) and I'm going to tell you; the viewers, from 10 to 1, who my favourite movie/cartoon/video game villians are.
If you want to talk about the villians I've selected in the comment box; please, go ahead! But you have to say something nice about the villians I've chosen, nothing bad like:
"Some of your fav. bad guys are shitheads and retards."
Or:
"That guy's a dickhead!"
Or:
"I bet you put them up because you like them."
If you do, I will delete you!
Okay, enjoy!
Number 10: Drago
I just gotta bring this up. Go to youtube.com, type in 'jackie chan adventures season 5' and watch the green scaled human-sized dragon named Drago.
Drago, Shendu's son, is a total bad-a**; as some teens go through to become who they will be when they grow-up.
But Drago already knows what he's gonna be.
But it's a kid's show and the good guys always win over the bad guys. So...you know that Drago gets the crap beaten out of him by a guy who digs out ancient stuff for a living, a old man, a fat sumo guy and a little tomboy school-girl.
He is the bad-a** boy that would put your tough boyfriend to shame!
Beside...who would want a world run by humans instead of demons running after you and scaring your children to death...literally!
Number 9: Naraku
He may be a half-demon, but he's a serious ******** to beat!
A spider half-demon of the worse kind, you don't want to run into him in a dark and deserted street and for a good reason.
With a purple sheild and a ton of crap on him, he is a bad-a** not to be messed with.
I mean; who would want to sign up for suidice? InuYashsa and his team of goodie-two-shoes, that's who!!
InuYasha wants to destory Naraku because he disguised himself (Naraku, if you didn't get it, idiot) as the half dog-demon (InuYasha) to trick his on-again-off-again girlfriend Kikyo and murder her!
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Sigh. Naraku needs to sleep with someone.
Number 8: Skeletor
The lands of Eternia better watch out for Skeletor and his band of evil-doers.
He got the name 'Skeletor' before the now King of Eternia and Skeletor's mortal-enemy's son, Adam, was born and the future defender of Eternia as He-Man; the strongest man in the world.
The Over-Lord of Evil was as careless as ever (Over-Lords can be careless?) as he threw the veil of acid at his enemy...cause he thought he was going to win...but he didn't.
He got burned with the acid as it back-fired from his enemy (he put up his shield before the acid made contact with his skin) and ran away to a smokey place where a creepy face turned him into Skeletor (his name was Keldor before).
After spending 13 years behind the Mytic Wall, Skeletor was back and being a bad-a**.
I put him at number 8 because all the other bad guys are bigger and meaner than him...
...I'm not saying that he isn't a bad-a**...he's just not enough!
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Please don't zap me with your staff, Skeletor!! *runs away*
Number 7: Venom
Now here's a nice ma-um...alien thingy?!
In the comics; Venom doesn't harm the innocent and beats the all mighty crap out of Peter Parker aka Spiderman.
In the cartoons; Venom, I think, still doesn't harm the innocent and beats the all mighty crap out of Peter Parker aka Spiderman.
In the movie, Spiderman 3; Venom cuts the crap of harming the innocent, has Spiderman on his mind (or the human's mind; um...What's-His-Face), and STILL beats the all mighty crap out of Peter Parker aka Spiderman.
Still, don't you want to reach into the tv or comic book and hug him. I sure know I want to! Because I'm an innocent and an innocent is what I will remain!
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From your friendly neighourhood Spiderman!
Number 6: Chase Young
In the magical, far away land of Xiaolin Showdown; the imfamous warrior legend named Chase Young is the man, dude!
Having an 12 year old redhead boy named Jack Spicer as the biggest fan of yours that you will ever know...you might want to be thankful that you're yourself and not him.
Having an army of jungle cats by his side and being able to transform into a terrible dragon; Chase is a cold-hearted b***h and he likes it.
Once, he took over the world and controlled it with his iron fist!
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But he lost it by challaging the Xiaolin Warriors; Omi, Rai, Clay and Kimiko, the four elemental dragons, to a 'Xiaolin Showdown'.
Oh! The irony!!
Number 5: Slade
I haven't thought of him until now. Slade is a seriously cruel man with horribly brilliant plans coming out of his-...you know, and once or twice he'd have a fake plan so that the Teen Titans follow and a real plan just to get one person to talk to them privately!
Now, that a masterminded ********!
Now, if he was real (like you or me), I wouldn't even go near him because he's so dangerous, so powerfully capable of kicking my a** in kung fu and he's just so...creepy...
I've watched a few epidoses of 'Teen Titans' and I remember that Slade said to Robin that they both were they same (I liked it when Robin said to Slade (because he was forced to become his trainee. If you want to see it, go to youtube.com and type in 'Teen Titans epidoses') that he really hated to lose...like him).
I really hated it when he and Robin have a showdown in 'The Apprentice part 2'. I hated it when Slade appered and disappered in behind something. It really freaked me out!
Like if I were fighting Slade (and I thank the Lord that I'm not!) and Slade suddenly appered behind that mechanic-thing as it swung left or right whatever the way it swings, I would say to my attacker (Slade) and myself: "s**t!"
Then as the mechanic-thing swung back and he disappered, I would snap: "Double s**t!"
He's a mean and brilliant man and that's all that I'm say!
Thank god that Slade only does his evil plans in Jump City or else we'd all be screwed.
Number 4: Riku
I have never battled him in Kingdom Hearts 1 (but I'm getting there), but when my sister battled him when Sora (in the game) saw that he didn't give a crap about whether he lived or died, she said that she had to have 4 goes before beating him.
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That's bullshit!
But I've got to be prepaired and make sure that I don't die...hopefully...
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And I didn't die!!!
Ha ha ha!!
Only one go and Riku's dead!...how ******** easy is he!
Anyway, I've beaten that lady-dragon b***h and, after me finding my way around the castle, I've finally found where Riku's hiding...and he's been taken over by that fake Ansem b***h and I can't beat him! He's too good!
It will be God's work if I ever beat that ********]
Number 3: Lord Voldemort
Orphaned at birth, Tom Marvolo Riddle was an odd boy. He could make things happen just by the thought of it, make other children who he was living with get hurt without even touching them and he could talk to snakes.
All the makings of a very powerful dark wizard.
He is the most bad-a** evil wizard ever to walk the Earth and everybody fears him and even to say his name he gave himself. But he already knew that.
Failing to kill the one year old boy known as Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived, from his killing curse by Harry's mother's love for him, he waited 13 years to be re-born again. He did so by his dead father's bones (to whom he killed himself as a teenager), the flesh of his 'faithful' servant Wormtail, and by the boy's blood.
Now Voldemort's back and gaining powers and new followers as he goes. He even knows spells that his old teacher, Professor Dumbledore, the now headmaster, doesn't know.
That makes him extra scary...and his snake-like face adds to the drama!
He's a perfect villian for a book of an orphaned boy who is trying to find his place in the world filled with muggles and magical people, formed in the mind of J.K.Rowling; my all time favourite author.
For neither can live while the other survives...
Number 2: The Joker
I'm sorry, Voldemort, but the Joker from the new film 'The Dark Knight' makes you look like a kid playing with fire (seconds later, you got burned).
The Joker looks like a clown with a happy, smil-?!
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Okay! Okay!! He has huge scars to make him look like he has an unnatural-human smile! But it was only his dad who gave him the scars...
...because he...got home a little bit too drunk and...got a knife and...
...Oh! He's a total lair when it comes to his scars! But that is one of the reasons that I love him for: his lies that sound so serious that it must be real!
But anyway, he has something seriously wrong in his head!
But I like him! Why? Because he kills his men at the drop of a hat, he likes to blow things up, he likes to get people in a major panic and do whatever he says, AND he fed a man to his savage dogs.
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How ******** cool is that!!!
But, serious, who doesn't like their city being blown up?!
Number 1: Megatron
Now here is the biggest, baddest, nastiest and crueliest bad-a** villian of all time!!!
...Unless the movie's come up with a more better villian than him...
But I wouldn't count on it.
Either the cartoon version of Megatron or the live-action movie that came out in 2007 Megatron; I don't care! Both of them sound good and totally kick a**!...But I'd like that live-action movie Megatron.
Megatron, who thinks, no, KNOWS that humans (that's us) are the scum of the universe...
...and who can ******** blame him!!
Look at the world we live in!
Bombs! Men who prey on the weak, the women and the children! The wars!...
...the fact...that...we live on...this planet...
But the fact is that I love Megatron's ways of total madness and getting people in a panic.
Although; if he finds me (if I was in the Transformers movie), I would possibly lie to him by saying that I'm an alien that has been sent from the farthest corner of the universe...if he would listen to me!
There! Those are the most powerful, the most clever and the most bad-a** villians you'll ever find.
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I'm writing this because if they come to life by a freak accident...I want to be on their good side and don't get killed by them...
NAH!! Just joking!... heh sweatdrop
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