I am proud to announce my Pre-In Theatre’s Review((PITR)) of Twilight the Movie.
To review I promised you this:
"if the person playing them is good enough
if i've seen the person before
their acting skills
the characters they portrey
the book itself
the way i think the movie will turn out
what i will do if its not accurate
what i will do if it is accurate
what songs i think fit the characters
which character is my personal favorite((there will be a poll for the rest of you))
what i feel about the trailor((very pissed off))
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED FOR ALL OF THE INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS FEATURED IN THIS MOVIE!!!!
Lets see what I can do ne?
Let’s, of course, start with Robert Pattinson Edward Cullen. Now it seriously pissed me off when I saw that the guy who played Cedric Diggory in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.”((this movie also pissed me off to an enormous amount, as did number 5… 6 had better be good or I’ll shoot Daniel Radcliffe in the face.)) For one, I’ve already seen Edward die!!!!! WTF IS UP WITH THAT!?!?!?!? It also does not remind me of Edward, I pictured a bit of a softer and rounder face, but beggars can’t be choosers. But I will give him his credit, this man is hott!!! Now everyone who’s read this bloody book will agree that Edward Cullen needs to be alive… and we all need to be Bella Swan. Lol. Now he acted just fine in Hp4 but he left a lot to be desired. Which I would think is to be blamed on how little air time he received. I hope he can do better in this movie, or I will seriously throw a fit.
Next up will be…Kristen Stewart, Bella Swan. At first I thought this girl was the same girl who played Sarah in The Craft. And those of you who’ve seen The Craft, can I get a HELL YEA! Anyways, I was mistaken. Seeing as Robin Tunney wore a wig in The Craft. Their voices are a lot alike though. From what I’ve seen so far though, she’s not a bad actress!!! She’s exactly what I imagined as well. I am veeery excited to see her in action. Bella was a rather fun character in the book, we all know this. As the protagonist we follow her brigades with everyone’s favorite leech and dog Edward and Jacob. And of course the witch Angela((eclipse joke for those who get it)).
Alice Cullen Ashley Greene. Oh boy!!!! My favorite by far!!!!! Now her actress looks a bit too old for my taste but I guess I’ll live. Now, I have not seen any trailers with Alice in it. So I cannot judge her acting but I want her car((eclipse again lol)) but Alice is the shitzeh fer reals. I absolutely adore her!!!!!!!! Our future seeing cutie!!!!
Edi Gathegi… Laurent. I thought that Laurent was white to be honest. But apparently he is the hottest black man to ever live. I swear to god. I saw this man and kinda drooled a bit. Though he’s an a*****e traitor that gets what’s coming to him, he’s ******** hott!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t pay attention to his acting much, just to his super smexy body. I was like nobody touch me!!!!! Lol.
Cam Gigandet, James. Now let me say that this dude is fricken sexy too. Which is why I’m so excited to see this movie, everyone’s amazingly gorgeous. Now he’s of course creepy which sorta adds to his sexiness. I’m even more excited for this!!!!
I can’t be prejiduce so I have to include Taylor Lautner… Jacob Black. I have not seen his acting just his amazing face and body. Anybody seen Sharkboy and Lavagirl? Well Sharkboy grew up into Jacob Black. Can I get another HELL YEA!!! Now I want better acting from this boy. That movie was just pathetic!!!!!
((those are all the ppl I’m doing))
Onto the trailer that oh so pissed me off. Now it did at first because I saw the ballet studio go kaboom, which made me go WTF?! Okay so I saw a new one and went OH HELL YEA!!!! But they make this movie look like an action movie… and its less on the romance part but we shall see. I don’t blame em for this. They need ppl to go so they need to sell it well. AND THE TRUCK IS NOT ORANGE ITS BROWN!!!! FIX THAT DAMMIT!!!!! Though I love Edwards face when James says he brought a snack, Edward’s like. OH s**t. For a second there at least. I did see parts of the fight scene, and let me say this. OH MY ******** GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!! THIS MOVIE WILL BE A HELL YEA EXPERIENCE!!!!!! The sizzle real that was released did make me squeal of happiness as well, all in all its good. The cast seemed to try to make you laugh which I found very good. But I did see that Bella’s bitemarks are on her wrist in the movie and its more than one… in the book its one cresent shaped mark. In the palm of her hand. Uh oh….
To find these videos follow here http://www.twilightthemovie.com/.
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