So I am taking the bus to college everyday. I could've snag a ride from friends, but I didnt want them to go through all of the twouble. Though I think the bus ride to and from is pretty interesting...
These stories are about my bus experince. Brace yourself this is pretty good and yadda it did happen. blaugh ~unfortunatly~
Story#1:
So I get on the bus tuesday mornings with my so called "bus buddies" and "bus bodyguards." Heheh I have three of them ~I feel special~anyhoo we get to downtown and the bus starts to fill up. There were three blind people who got on the bus. They stood in the aslie listening to what is going on around them.
Then all of a sudden the blind lady screams, "Mr.bus driver, the three blind people, we are on the wrong bus!" The bus driver stops and asks them what stop they get off at. The lady told him and they got off safely, though they had to cross the street. As they were getting off the bus the lady blame the blind guy in front of her, "oh cant you ride the sign?" The whole bus roar with laughter.
Story#2
Ok I got on the bus in the afternoon. This bus takes you to the transfere buses at the mall. I take a seat all the way in the back. I sat right across from this ghetto guy.~let me just make this clear b4 I began~I am not trying to insult anyone in this story~
Ok so hes sitting there talking to these girls next to me. Then there was a pause and he starts breaking into song. Singing about cracked coccaine, drugs, and naked women. stressed Im like uh is my stop coming up soon. Then he pulled out this grocery bag that had all of this stuff in it. Then he tried to sell everything in the bag to these people on the bus. Hes like, "I got some goods for half the price!" He even tried to sell things that came in packets individually. Then he tried to sell a packet of cigs to a girl. That didnt work. They strated to argue about how bad smoking is good/bad for you.
Then he asks me what kind of shoes i had on. I was wearing my brand new champion shoes. He tought they were nike. I answered his question and scooched farther away from him. He then mumbled something to me but his accent is a heavy ghetto I couldnt understand what he said.
Story #3
we were getting on the bus and it was so crowded. There was this big lady with a lil kid. Who was pushing that kid through the sea of people in the aslie. She kept on repeating herself saying. "you peoples move your asses so that my child could get a freakin seat." I just wanted to get in her way. "ho you cant sit now you cant sit now!" no no im not like that. whee
Story #4
So Im getting on the afternoon bus. My friend Jason told me to go all the way in the back. So I grabed a sit next to this nicely dress A.A guy. My lips were chapped so I pulled out my lip gloss and put some on. The guy is like "that stuff smells good." Im like thank you...then I start thinking oh crap this guy thinks hes going to get something from me. So yeah I was right. He asks me name I told him my nickname. He asks me about college and what I was studying. Then he compliments my hair. Saying that he likes the mouse du! >< then he asks me if I got a B/f ~now chris and I only have been dating for 5 mons...so I lied and told him 2 years so he could get the notion that I really love my guy and that I am not interested into anyone else. Which is true! I love ya christOpher!^_^
so then I look away from him and then one of my B.g taps me on the shoulder. I turn around and there is this puertorican guy staring at me. He asks me if I wanted to talk to him. I told him that I am not interested. He said something but I ignored him. The other guy who sat next to me got off.
Then the puertorican asks me my name. My other friend jack tells him that my name is Sunflower! I started to blurt out laughing. Then the guy is like Sunflower, sunflower do you want to go clubbin' with me tonight?
He switched seats with this one dude behind me. I let a girl who was standing to sit with me. Then he taps me and I turn around and his face is right smack in front of me. Im like whoa! I slightly turn my head around facing the window. Then he asks me why I dont want to go clubbin. Im like I have no time. Then hes like if you got no time then you have no time for a b/f. Then he keeped pokeing me. I was about to punch him. I was so glad I got off that bus.
i felt bad though cause that guy moved onto the girl who sat next to me. and when I got off that bus I flew off! I jumped out didnt even go down the staris. My friends tried to catch up with me. They told me that they got my back and told me to take charge. Its a good thing though that I didnt start anything cause my one friend told me that that guy had a weapon in his mouth!! I was affraid and shocked~Im just so glad thats over...for now.
 purplekitty · Fri Sep 16, 2005 @ 05:09pm · 1 Comments |
