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I was bored....

Kanda: *sigh* time to eat my soba...
Lavi and Allen pop up
Kanda: Baka Lavi?! Moyashi?!
Lavi: Hello Yu-chan!
Allen: hey Kanda you know what?
Kanda: *che*
Allen: I just got off the train and this random guy was smiling at me and talking to me...I think he was coming onto me...I think he thought I...was gay.
Kanda: why would I care about some gay guy you met on the train?
Lavi: Well we just wanted to let you know.
Kanda: *che* leave me alone...I'm eating my soba
Allen: Well you don't have to be so defensive...
Kanda: I'm not even trying to be defensive!!! *vein pulse*
Allen and Lavi: Okay...well just so you know...*music starts up*
Allen: If you were gay...that would be okay...
Lavi: I mean cause hey, HA! I'd like you anyway...
Kanda: *groan*
Allen: Becuz you see...if it were me! I would be free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay.
Lavi looks at Kanda
Kanda: WHAT?!
Lavi: If you were queer...
Kanda: Ah, Lavi...
Lavi: I'd still be here...
Kanda: Lavi, I'm trying to eat...*point to soba*
Lavi: Year after Year!!!
Kanda: LAVI!
Lavi: Becuase you're dear to me *tackles*
Kanda: ARGH!
Lavi:And I know that you...
Kanda: what?
Lavi: would accept me too!
Kanda: I would?????
Lavi: if I told you today that I was gay, but I'm not gay.
Lavi and Allen go around Kanda
Allen and Lavi: We're happy just being with you!
Kanda: High button shoes, pal joey...
Allen: So what should it matter me...
Lavi: what you do in bed with guys!
Kanda: Ew that's gross!
Allen and Lavi: No it's NOT!
Lavi: IF YOU WERE GAY!
Allen: WE"D SHOUT
Allen and Lavi: HOORAY!
Kanda: I'm not listening!
Lavi: AND HERE I"D STAY!
Kanda: LA LA LA LA LA LA! *bumps into Allen*
Allen: But I wouldn't get in your way!
Kanda: AHH! *runs opposite direction, then bumps into Lavi*
Lavi: You can count on me!
Allen: *pops out* to always be!
Lavi: beside you every day
Allen: to tell you it's okay
Lavi: you were just born that way!
Allen: and as they say, it's in your DNA
Allen and Lavi: YOU"RE GAY!!!!
Kanda: But I'm not GAY!
Allen and LAvi: but if you were gay...
Kanda: ARGH! *pushes them aside and storms out*

Allen: We got him good...
Lavi: yeah...hehehe