A spider climbed into my jacket and waited there to ambush me...
Apparently it was a hit and run 'cauz it bit me and left.. (in other words, I didn't see it..) I didn't notice untill there was a burning sensation on my arm... I thought it was an ant bite (we have mutant ants... another story for another time) anyway, I put neo sporn on it, and went to bed... Well, I woke up and my whole arm was sowllen and feverish...
Ok, OK. So I go to my dad and tell him. Take this time to imagin his reply *jepordy music comes on* . . . . . . . . . .
Here let me help you... Would you like a glass of wuss with that plate of pity???
*3 hours later i got dizzy and sorts crashed into a wall*
It'll be ok *insert my horrible name here*. Just spray some windex on it.....
WHAT THE ******** KIND OF PARENTING IS THAT?????
scream scream scream scream
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(p.s im a really bad speller.)
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