[It was a long, hard night for the priest of Vatican City. He came back home after a 20 hour mission with his children, attempting to prove Alucard was gay...but he got more than he counted on. He walked in through the front door, laid his glasses on the table, dropped his bayonets on the floor, and just as he was about to hang his coat...CRASH! He collapsed, falling into a deep sleep.......4 hours later.]
Hello again, my children. I've failed to see the truth sooner, and now I am scared. Catching Alucard in the act of "Holy Engagement" with a female wasn't what I expected. I really thought he was...you know, which would have explained why he didn't animalize all over Sir Integra. Instead, I caught him in the act of "Seed Planting" with Seras Victoria the Police Girl! This is HUGE! Now all I have to do is get these photos I took over to Integra and the whole "Slave to Master" relationship will be over, forever. Thus, opens up a new mission, Operation: SlaveEnder.
There will be no more of the above image. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tonight will be a night to remember...
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