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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REALFRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dang... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget it was yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h…you better drink the rest of that we don’t waste that s**t!!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!!