Ice Skating Fun with the Gang
A Kurai/Nat Crackfic
Dedicated to Mimi-chan and Nori-sempai. I love you guys!!! ^-0
Kurai's P.O.V.
Boredom took over my mind and turned it into jell-o as the Saturday afternoon usually does without Anime. Damned Amaya had locked away my anime due to me being grounded for blowing up her favourite store. ******** that, I was dying over here! So, I did what any sensible nin did without school or anime. I called up my friends Nori and Mimiru and asked if they wanted to go ice skating with me! They agreed, saying that they'd be at my house soon. I beamed as I got on my skating clothes; a big black jacket and a pair of Amaya's jeans that would most likely rip when I fell onto the ice. Yay!
They came to my house, just in time for me to pull them to the ice skating rink and push them onto the ice. Of course, they did have their skates on. We skated together, holding onto each other for dear life as we skidded and tripped on the ice. For a good fifteen minutes, no one fell. Yay!! Then, some dumb a** skater flew past us, knocking over Nori who, in turn, pulled all of us to the ice, on top of each other. My jeans ripped at the knee because someone's skate slashed it. Yay!! ^-^
We kept on skating, though, daring to let go of the wall. Some dude with a massive fro was skating in front of us, and, just as we were about to fall again, I grabbed his big ball of... stuff... and he held us up.
"What's the big idea, punk?!" He screamed as I clutched his hair, holding us up.
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND SKATE, AFRO MAN! SKATE!!!!!" He did as I comanded, skating and pulling us with him. "FASTER, MINION, FASTER!!!!" Nori and Mimiru looked a little scared there, but said nothing, still clinging to my stomach as the big dude pulled us. Suddenly... it was time to turn. The big lug shook me off his hair, letting us hit the floor onto our faces.
"Crazy biotch!" He yelled back at us as he skated the other way... only to appear infront of us a few minutes later. He almost skated over our fingures! a**. So, I did the only sensible thing a ninja could do.
"HALT," I comanded as I threw a paper bomb onto his pant leg. I uttered a bind, and then... BIG BADA BOOM. The entire arena was in a disarray of rubble, leaving me, Nori, and Mimiru on the only living (living? Is ice alive? No, it's not. Whatever! ^-0) piece of ice left.
"K-Ku-chan...," Nori stampered, "what was that?"
"Did you just blow up the ice skating arena?" Mimiru asked as she looked at me, incredulously. I don't see why she did, though. "How are we going to explain this to Hokage-hime?"
I just smiled as I lifted us up, returned our skates to the little piece of return counter left, and walked us home.
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"So, what did you guys do today," Amaya asked us as we walked into the house. I had a grin on my face. Nori and Mimiru looked tired and confused.
In unison, they sighed: "You don't want to know."
It was Amaya's turn to sigh. "If it has anythnig to do with explotions, bills, an attorny, and a big dude with an afro, I don't want to know."
I smiled so big and bright that day, the Sun had to find a new planet to destroy.
-Owari
A.N.: Yes, the Earth is MINE TO DESTROY!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ^-0
A Christmas Crackfic
A Kurai/Nat crackfic
Of course, to Nori and Mimiru
Omniscient P.O.V.
Kurai was practically bouncing off the walls by now. Amaya was finishing off the last decorations for the Christmas party, sighing at her younger adoptive sister's antics... and clothing. She wore a sleeveless red dress with white fluff and the hem that hung over her knees and a crooked Santa hat on her head. Yes, she looked foolish indeed.
"Goddamnit, Kurai, if I give you a ********' cookie, will you shut up already?!" Amaya glared at her sister as she nodded her head vigorously. Amaya literally threw her a cookie, and Kurai caught it, sitting on the floor with her knees tucked under her as she nibble on the head of the gingerbread man in silence. "Finally," Amaya sighed as she began to work again, wondering why her little brother wasn't doing the work.
Just as Amaya finished the finishing touches and Kurai finished her cookie, the first of the guests arived. Kurai bolted to the door, throwing it open to expose Mimiru, Nori, Kakashi-sensei, and Iruka-sensei, all wide eyed at how they were greeted. The esctatic nin took them inside.
"Put your presents under the tree," she said in her loud, gleeful voice, motioning to the over sized and beautifully decorated Christmas tree. They did, greeting the girl on the floor, who meerly sighed a reply.
"How'd you get her to shut up for so long?" Kakashi-sensei asked when he knew (or perseved) that Kurai was out of earshot.
"Her one weakness: sugar." Kakashi nodded with understanding as he went to sit near the piano (Sasuke has a piano?).
One by one, the guests arived, making Kurai get more and more exited and hyper as the sugar and adrenaline kicked in. Amaya began to curse herself for her regretful folly.
They had a dinner of turkey and vegitarian pasta, afterwards enjoying cookies (more sugar!) and a blueberry and chocolate pie. Then they all sat around the tree, talking happily to one and all... save for the three true Uchiha children, who sat brooding by the fire (sorry nii-chan!).
Finally, after three explotions and alot of talking and antisipation, it came the stroke of midnight... it was finally Christmas!
Kurai threw the first set of gifts to Mimiru, telling her to open hers, first.
"B-but, this is your house!"
"WE'RE GOING CLOCKWISE, AND YOU'RE RIGHT THERE!!!!"
"Right." Was the meek reply as she first opened Naruto's gift. A bowl with painted bowls of ramen on it. Cute. She then opened up the rest, thanking them all for the gifts. She feared the ones Zetsu and Kurai gave her. A carniverous plant and a bazooka kit. Lovely.
They went around the tree, each of them opening theirs and thanknig whomever gave them the gift. Few were exentic (gee, I wonder whos?), but at least people SPENT MONEY ON THEM, KAKUZU!!!!! Even Amaya did, but she stole the money from Sasuke... and bought very, VERY expensive things.
Last off was Kurai, who chose the prettiest box out of the bunch. It was a gift from Deidara (oh yeah, this is gonna be good). It was an entire box full of exploding clay!! heart
"No Deidara, don't!" Amaya pleaded, trying to reach for the box before Kurai snatched it up.
"I'm going to use it straight away!!" Kurai beamed, thanknig her girly friend and popping him a light kiss on the cheek. Next, she opened Mimiru's gift, which was just an old style teddy bear with a cute baby blue lace dress on. "Aragashimas, Mimi-chan," she exclaimed, throwing her arms around her. And so on and so forth was the thankful affection showed, until all the presents were gone.
They bid all their guests farewell, Amaya secretly plotting to drug her little pest (Kurai) to sleep. Kurai was plotting to blow something up with the exploding clay Deidara gave her... that and feed the man-eating/pretty flower Zetsu gave her.
Well, as the saying goes: Marry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!... Until you end up paying for someone's medical bill due to a massive explosion.
-Owari
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