Ok today sucked...well mostly...
I finally realised just how many assignments I actually have due next week and have started to panic... Its not as if I have left them to the last minute or anything its just that there are soooo many of them stressed I might be passed out from stress by the end of next week not that it will help as then i have another one due in on the monday after that scream teachers these days -_-
Oh well but good things also happened today (thank god) xd xd xd . Skinny and myself decided to walk home and managed to find the most entriguing plant life that I have ever seen. It was this bright yellow fruit thing with wrinkles. There was a whole grove of the things. This just so happened to intrugue us futher...
So whilst walking home down one hell of a busy street we decided to put one of these fruits in the direct path of the cars speeding past us...
Little did we seem to know how truly hard it is for a piece of fruit to be squashed by a passing car even though we put the thing in the middle of the flippin tire tracks...
It took 6 cars before the god damn thing actually got crushed! 6!!!!! The inside of this thing smelt pretty nice, looked like slightly odd corn and had rather odd yellow goop in it. And so that piece was thrown into the bushes around the roads (it will decompose so its not littering which is sort of nice biggrin )
Then we came up with a theory... We had another one... and so whilst walking home we decided to try with the second one and see how long it took to make this one flattened...
It never got touched by a car! We repostioned it about 20 times after leaving it in the same spot for about 10 cars and actually watch/filmed (on skinny's phone) the whole preciedings...
Needless to say we got enthusiastic about this... we were already hyped up on the sugar that we had a school (YAY for fundrasing malteasers and the fact that the box smelt of easter bunny by general consenis of my society and culture class [even my teachers got involved]) and the fact that nat finally got the other sam to stop being so distant (all mine and skinny's fault, we just had to make them hold hands even if we had to hold each others in order to get it to that point *shudders* [GOD DAMN the other sam is SOOOO FRIGDIT!!!!!!!]) and so we proclaimed it the unbreakable fruit whee ...
(yes I know that this story seems like its going on forever and the fact that its making me sound nuts isnt good plus it's probably one of those things that you just had to be there for but it feels important) We were then trying to figure out exactly what to do with the fruit and then realised that we were going to be passing Linux's house (yes you did here me right he's Linux or thats what we all call him anyway). Linux has been through a rough patch lately (his girlfriends parents made her break up with him and that really sucks) and so we decided to leave it on the table that he has outside his house with a note saying "this is the unbreakable fruit, we have been through hell to get you this fruit so be god damn happy about it! love skinny and sam (yes we did say love as we were really hyped up about this piece of fruit [sadly])
So that was then end of that or so I thought... but when I got home and logged on to MSN well it got a little weirder...
Linux had said that he saw us going the whole thing through the keyhole of his room... this creeped me out as the only thing that has a keyhole at his place this the roller doors for the garage. So I asked him how that works and he said that he was living in the garage now that they had put a wall in. I was thinking WTF is going on here but then realised that what was creeper was the fact that he just watched it happening and didn't bother asking what we were up to or why we were even doing it in the first place (*shudders* Linux must be a stalker in dusguise as a semi normal teenager eek ).
He then told me that he was going to hang it up in front of his roller door (at this point I was laughing my head off because this was truly odd even for the people that I hang out with) in order to make himself feel better and use is as a punching bag of some kind (LOL).
And thats the end of the story of the unbreakable fruit to my knowledge it still exists and so I will have to update you with the status of it when I can and know more..
xd
 Salt-Encrusted-Servitude · Wed Jun 18, 2008 @ 07:29am · 3 Comments |
