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Step 1. Find a goal.
Step 2. try to get to the goal.
Step 3. do whatever you can to get to the goal.
Step 4. if the goal resists, beat the s**t out of it.
Step 5. after youve worn down the goal, take it and cherish the fact that you had enough balls to try it to begin with.
Step 5. if you couldnt conquer the goal, find a body guard who can beat the s**t out of the goal for you, then after you have conquered the goal and the bodyguard asks for payment, find another bodyguard who will beat the s**t out of him and continue the process.