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*Jazzy drives to the hospital in an '03 Dodge Intrepid. She parks it in the underground parking area and moves on to the lobby-level elevators. Jazzy reaches the third floor and passes through the hall leading to an RT's office. She knocks on the door and a woman with long curly black hair and glasses opens the door and and gives Jazzy and close-mouthed smile. Her I.D. tag spells out L-VAD.*
L-VAD: You must be Jasmine-come on in.
*Jazzy relucantly goes into the office*
L-VAD: Okay, it says here that you are going into surgery for a lobectomy and you need several pulmonary function tests before you go in.
*L-VAD points to a telephone booth-like structure with a type of tube in it.*
L-VAD: That will be your first exam. It's called a plethysmograph. I will give to you also some bronchoprovacative testing while you're in there-but-for the time being, put on this nose clip for me.
*Jazzy stares at it funny then pushes it away towards L-VAD* talk2hand
L-VAD: What's wrong, are you not ready?
*Jazzy shakes her head*
L-VAD:Are you nervous?
*Jazzy shakes her head once more*
L-VAD: Do you NOT want to go into surgery?
*Jazzy shakes her head one more time*
L-VAD: What's wrong?
Jazzy: I'm not going in there without my precious lover!! crying
L-VAD: stare Where is he?
*Rock Lee pops in the room*
L-VAD: stressed Please knock next time. Would that be him?
*Jazzy runs and hugs Lee tightly. L-VAD patiently waits for Jazzy to come back*
Lee: What are you doing to her?
Jazzy: That evil therapist is going to get me!!!! crying
*Lee comes over and bashes L-VAD into the wall where the oxygen tanks are lined up.
L-VAD(Wheezing): That's going to leave a mark.
*A Physician slams into the room.*
Physician: What the hell is going on in here?! scream
*L-VAD gets back up and puts the oxygen tanks back together. While Lee tries to hit her again. Lee misses and swipes the Doc instead of L-VAD The Doc yells a native american warcry and uppercuts Lee in the Chin sending him into the plethysmograph.
L-VAD: *growls at the doc* stressed
The Doc: Respiratory Therapists are in no position to growl at Doctors.
L-VAD(Clenching teeth): You busted my machine...
*L-VAD claws her way up to the ceiling and hangs a Monster drink by the plethysmograph. Jazzy falls for the trick and goes in there unaware that it is the plethysmograph. L-VAD comes down and hugs Jazzy and steals back the Monster and attaches the nose clip to Jazzy. L-VAD shuts the door and looks and Rock Lee and the Doc going at it with each other. She then performs a nin-jutsu that makes the Doc and Lee dance around and sing the Banana Boat Song. They dance out of the room-meanwhile an R.N. passes them by.
R.N. : Get these two to the Mental Ward stare
*Back in L-VAD's office*
L-VAD: That wasn't so hard now was it?
*Jazzy sneezes*
L-VAD: That's what I thought