commercials written by me:
COMMERCIAL ONE:
Eggo Waffles
Setting: -Sitting at table eating waffles while Skye is starring at waffles mysteriously-
Dee: -Skye still starring- Um...Why are you starring at me Skye?
Skye: -Is still starring at waffles-
Dee: O_O -continues eating-
Skye: -takes out machine gun-
Dee: WTF!!!!
Skye: -shoots dee and hides her under the table-
Aly: -Walks to into house- Sup Skye?
Skye: Nothing much, just the usual. -eats waffles-
Setting: -Red Backround-
Aly: LEGO MY EGGO x]
COMMERCIAL TWO:
Goldfish
Setting: In the rally bored to death-
Aly: I'm bored
Skye: Same here
Aly: I'm bored
Skye: Same here
Aly: I'm bored
Skye: Same here
Dee: STFU!!! U SAID THAT LIKE 65437 TIMES!!
Aly: >> << actually it was only 3
Dee: -picks up rock and throws at aly-
Aly: OWWW DX
Sign: 3 HOURS LATER AFTER CRYING AND BANDAGES
Aly: I'm bo...-see's dee getting ready to throw rock again- nvm
Dee: I'm hungry!!! -goes in skye's car-
Skye: Who said you could go in my car?
Dee: -holds rock up-
Skye: nvm >.< D;
Dee: -finds goldfish and eats-
Aly: O: Can I have some? >.> (looking at dee)
Dee: NO!! MINE!! >U
Aly: Please?!?
Skye: Yeah we're hungry too!
Dee: NO DAMNIT!! MINE U BETCHES >U
Skye: -runs and takes goldfish- HAHA!! CATCH MEH IF U CAN SUCKAS!! >U
Aly: YOU GOTTA SHARE THAT SKYE!! NO FAIR DX -runs after skye-
Dee: YOU BETCHES! GIMME MUH FOOD!!
Dee, Skye, and Aly: The snack that smiles back!
Skye: GOLDFISH!!
COMMERCIAL THREE:
Spongebob
Setting: Rally sitting in a car (Skye and Dee looking outside car window)
Dee: Hey look a squirrel
Aly: Yep
Skye: Hey look a bird
Aly: Mhmm.
Dee: Hey look a cockroach
Aly: Yes I see.
Skye: Hey look a tree.
Aly: Cool. -.-
Dee: Hey look a stop sign
Aly: Yes I know I'm not blind
Skye: Hey look a cloud
Aly: OMFG I KNOW!!!!! >U
Dee: Hey look Spongebob
Aly: YOU KNOW WHA..Hey that really is Spongebob! SPONGEBOB OVER HERE!
Spongebob: -spongebob walks over- Sup?
Skye: OMG CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!??!?
Spongebob: No -walks away-
Dee: Wtf...
-long silence-
Aly: WATCH SPONGEBOB! HE'S AWESOME x]
COMMERCIAL FOUR:
McDonalds
Setting: House
Dee: WHO WANTS MCDONALDS!?!??!
-Silence-
Dee: -.- -puts McDonalds up to Skye's and Aly's faces- I SAID WHO WANTS MCDONALDS!??!?
-Silence-
Dee: Wtf -stuffs french fry in Aly's mouth-
Aly: EWWWW!!! OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH U!??!?!? EWWWWW...Mmm..This actually taste good.
Skye: What does?
Aly: This french fry
Dee: There's only one french fry left though. I kinda ate the rest on the way home >.<
-Aly and Skye look at Dee-
Dee: What? -looks at french fry- O_O oh..>> << -RUNS- DX
-Aly and Skye run after Dee-
Skye: GIMME THE FRENCH FRY
Aly: NO GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Dee: AHHHHHHHH
Sign: 10 MINUTES LATER AFTER PAINFUL FIGHTING...
Dee, Aly and Skye (with casts on)- BABABABABAHH...I'M LOVIN IT :3
COMMERCIAL FIVE:
Ipod
Setting: Rally
Dee: Hey what do you think of my new car Aly?
Aly (with ipod): ALL THINGS FABULOUS! EVERYTHING BETTER AND BEST!
Dee: Why did you sing it?
Aly: SHUT UP AND DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE! SHUT UP AND DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!
Skye: O_O Wtf Aly
Aly: What time is it? The time of our lives
Dee: No it's 7:00pm
Aly: Can't believe i'm like whoa, whoa.
Dee and Skye: O_O -backs away slowly-
Devin: SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!? GET YOUR FAWKING IPOD TODAY!! IM SERIOUS!! I NEED TO MONEY TO PAY FOR MUH HOUSE BILL DX
COMMERCIAL SIX:
Fruit Roll-Up
Setting: Towns
Devin: -eats fruit roll up-
Aly: Isn't that the fruit roll-up I've been saving?
Devin: >> << maybe
Aly: WTF!! -SLAPS DEVIN- >U
Devin: DX T~T -drops fruit roll-up on floor-
Skye: Omg what happened!?!?!?
Aly: DEVIN TOOK MUH FRUIT ROLL-UP
Devin: ALY SLAPPED ME!! T~T
Aly: BUT BUT BUT!!!
Dee: -does moon dance pass everyone-
Devin, Skye and Aly: O_O
Skye: Um..anyways..NO SLAPPING ALY!!
Aly: BUT HE ATE MY---
Skye: No buts!! -hugs devin and walks away with devin-
Devin: -sticks tongue out at aly-
Aly: OOOOOO: OMFG -BREAKS BRICK IN HALF- >U
Dee: U BROKE MY BRICK CHARLIE!!!!!!
Aly: ._.
Dee: BUY FRUIT ROLL-UPS TODAY BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU >:]
commercials written by skye:
Commercial #1
Aly; Ewwww what's on your face, Dee?!
Dee; It's called acne, BAKA. D:<
Aly; I never had that before.
Dee; Well your getting it -points to your face-
Aly; NOT. -runs to mirror and runs back- I AM NOT.
:I walk in:
Aly and Dee; WOOOOW.
Dee; How'd you make your face so... non acne like.?
Skye; -holds out proactive- Here.
Commercial #2
Aly; -grabs milk, bowl, and spoon-
Skye; Whatcha makin?
Aly; Nuttin. << >>
Skye; Whats the bowl and spoon for? :3
Aly; Umm, I'm using it to scratch mai butt. >> <<
Skye; Hmm.. Okay. :] :walks away:
Aly; -grabs cocoa puffs and pours milk and cocoa puffs in bowl-
Skye; I KNEW IT! -grabs gun- HAND IT OVER!!! D:<
Aly; -dumps bowl in mouth- HAH I ATED IT >:3 -says with mouth full-
Skye; BETCH GIVE IT D:<
Aly; -swallows- I CAN'T, I ATE IT ALREADY Dx
Skye; -puts gun to neck- PUKE IT OUT RIGHT NAO!!
Aly; O__O
Dee; WE GO COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!
Commercial #3
Aly; OMG. WHAT'D SHE SAY BOUT ME?! THAT SON-OF-A-b***h. SHE'S SUCH A SLUT. HELL YAH I MEAN THAT. OH. KAY WHATEVER. WHATCHA DOIN? OH WOW I'M TALKING TO YOU. WELL THEN HANG UP IF YOU THINK I'M TALKING TOO MUCH. [[on phone]]
Skye; HEY! That's mai phone. You're running up mai minutes! Pay for the bill right now! Only cuz I'm broke.... << >>
Aly; Your fault, You let me hold your phone for a couple of minutes...Or hours. >:]
Dee; Whatcha talking about?
Skye; Phone bills. Now I'm gonna have to pay a lot. ;~;
Dee; Doesn't your mom pay the bill?
Skye; WHO TOLD YOU?? << >>
Dee; I called her once and she said to stop calling you cuz I run up the bills and she has to pay for it.
Skye; Ooh...
Dee; WAIT. YOU HAVE UNLIMITED MINUTES AND TEXT MESSAGING!!!
Skye; O:
Dee; YOU HAVE VERIZON WIRELESS!
Skye; Verizon helps you save monehz.
Aly; JUST LIKE GEICO!!
minishows written by me:
Minishow 1:
Don't share food
Setting: House
(Dee, Aly and Skye are sitting on a couch watching a movie)
Dee: -eats popcorn-
Skye: >.> can i have some dee?
Dee: No last time you ate some of my food you spit it all out on me >U
Aly: Can I have some?
Dee: Sure -gives popcorn-
Skye: Wtf!??!
Dee: What? She doesn't spit food out on me unlike some hoar in this house -whistles-
Aly: Can you guys keep it down over there? I'm trying to hear the movie.
Skye: -ignores dee- w/e
Dee: -drinks sunkist-
Skye: Where do you get all this food!?!?!?!?
Dee: I thought you were ignoring me?
Aly: Guys stop talking!!!
Skye: W/e! Can I have some sunkist? PLEASE?!?!?
Dee: No
Aly: Can I have some?
Dee: Sure Aly. -pours sunkist in cup and gives to aly-
Skye: -flicks dee off-
Dee: W/e
Aly: >.> Shut up and watch the damn movie!
Dee: -eats family dorito bag-
Skye: DEE!!!
Dee: WHAT?!?!
Skye: Your just doing this to teast me aren't you?
Dee: Maybe.
Aly: Omfg I swear if you guys don't be quiet I'll...
Skye: -takes dorito bag and chews- HAH!!!!!!
Aly: -.-
Dee: Fine take it but don't spit it out on me!
(Fat, old man starts doing 2 step on movie)
Skye: LMFAO!!!! LOL LOL LOLZ XDDDDDD -spits doritos out on dee- LMFAOOOOOO!!!!
Aly: THATS IT!! I'M LEAVING!! -STOMPS OUT OF HOUSE-
Dee: UGH!! SEE I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD SPIT ON ME AGAIN!!! I'M WITH ALY!! -STOMPS OUT OF HOUSE ANGRY-
Skye: >> << This is Aly's house but she left. >:] -goes to phone- PARTAY!!
Aly: -goes in house and drags Skye out-
Minishow 2:
Disaster ._.
Setting: House
Skye: I need to go take a shower
Aly and Dee: Mmk
-long silence-
Dee: -whistles-
Aly: >.>
Dee: What?
Aly: You whistle like a hobo :
Dee: Well you whistle like a pregnant elephant
Aly: You whistle like a c**t who doesn't know when to stfu >U
Dee: OH NO YOU DIDN'T b***h!
Aly: OH YES I DID HOE!
Dee: STFU B4 I TEAR THAT WEAVE OUT YOUR HEAD
Aly: BRING IT ON!!
Dee: ITS ALREADY BEEN BOUGHTEN!!!
Aly: -TAKES OUT BAZOOKA-
Dee: -TAKES OUT MACHINE GUN-
Aly and Dee: -hear skye getting out of the shower- -puts weapons away-
Skye: I'm back. So what'd I miss?
Aly and Dee: Nothing
Minishow 3:
Ghosts
Setting: Towns
(walking in the towns stranded)
Skye: Dee are you sure you know where we're going? It's kinda cold out here.
Ghost #1: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dee, Skye, Aly: O_O
Aly: Umm...What was that?
Dee: I don't ******** care what it is lets just run!!
Skye: WAIT!! What if it's just a cute little animal?
Aly: -.- Yeah right and what if Charlie Brown is really a hobo? -.-
Skye: Charlie Brown can't be a hobo! He's only a kid!
Aly: You never know. There could be kid hobos out here.
Skye: Ok well that's just stupid because if they're hobos then their parents aren't raising them properly
Ghost #2: -Slowly walking toward them- WOOOOOOOOO
Dee: Umm...Guys.
Aly: Yeah there are stupid parents in this world though.
Skye: True
Ghost #3: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dee: GUYS!!!!
Aly: Yeah so that means Charlie Brown's parents didn't raise him correctly and he ran away from home so now he's a hobo.
Skye: Aly are you high again?
Aly: NUU DX -feels offended- T~T
Skye: Awww DX I'm sowwie -hugs Aly-
Dee: OMFG!! FINE I'M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU IF YOU GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO ME!!!
Ghost #1,2,3: (Right next to the 3 girls)
-long silence(8 mississippi seconds)-
Dee, Aly, Skye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -RUNS-
Ghost #1,2,3: -follows- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dee, Aly, Skye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs into dead end-
Aly: OH FAWK!! I HAVE TO GO PEE!! I'M GONNA DIE FULL OF FAWKIN PEE!!!!! DX
Dee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Skye: O_O Are there more ghost coming!!?!??!?!
Aly: WTF!! THEY'RE GAINING UP ON US!!!! DX
All Ghost: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dee, Aly, Skye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Ghost walk toward them closer)
Dee: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!?!?!?
Ghost #1: We want some beer dude!
Ghost #2: Yeah we haven't had any for like...um...an hour.
Aly: ....Um...First you have to get us home DX
Ghost: #1,2,3: -.- Fine
Sign: Eventually, the 3 girls got back home but they tricked the ghost into going to a bar 3 miles away. Will the ghost find out it was a fake? Will they come back for revenge? DUN DUN DUN!!!!
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this probebly the funnyst thing iv read allday
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