Okay.... So last night Miukie and I were talking on the phone and decided to try to get together... I asked my mom if she could spin the night and my mom said no. Miukie asked her mom and she said YES!!! So I'm not going to waste time telling you what we did, but I will tell you about the mall!!! (!!!you'll die laughing!!!)
Well,.... We asked if we could go to the mall and our parents said yes... Whyen we got there we went to a OSMINIZED CANDY STORE that had nothing but CANDY!!! So I go in and get ready t buy 2 nerds rope. I ask the lady how much it will be and she said like 1.60 or something close to that. To me thats a good price, but then she goes all like "Your total is 3.80." So I said "But you just said that it will be like 1.60..." and she goes "thats only for one" I say "Then I'm only going to get one" she gets a look on her face so then I tell her... "Nevermind, I'm not going to get either" She gives me a face that was like... 'you stuck up a**-wipe' Then Miukie buys one nerds rope and we leave. Once we get out I told Miukie "Did you see her teeth? They were disgusting and all nasty. That's one reason why I didn't want to buy the candy...." (plus she was a jacked up be-otch)....(and fat)....(and ugly)
Anyways, thats not the funny part. The funny part is that Miukie seen this gorgeous dress at Sears and wanted to go try it on. So we went and she found it. It was one of the pretty prom dresses that cost a freckin lot of money to buy!!! So I grabbed a little red one that looked like a strapless tank op except it was a dress that didn't even come to the middle of my thigh! (and im not tall so it must of been a stripper dress) But Miukie went to try it on... but the stomach part was to tight and the boob part was to big.... So then I went to try mine on. It was a bit tight, but I didn't care. So I get it on and it was really tight on me.... So after I showed Miukie I was trying to take it off. (this is where the story gets good) So I get part of it from around my waist and try to take it off like a shirt. It didn't work.... So then Miukie came in and was pulling while I was pulling, but it wouldn't budge. We tried again, but miukie let go because she was afraid that she was going to rip the dress. So I said "I don't care! Get scissors and cut it off me!" Miukie said "Are you crazy? Then we have to pay for it." so then I said "No we dont'! We can just leave it in the dressing room!" Well it turned out that I didn't persuade Miukie to get scissors....
So we kept trying to get that stupid thing off and it wasn't budging. So I thought that it might work if I took my bra. BAD IDEA!!! All it did was get sparklies all over my chest area where my bra should've been!!! I felt stupid... Then I felt something poke into my skin and looked at the side of the dress, and THERE WAS A FRECKIN ZIPPER!!! I felt like a retarded skinny hippo!!! I mean, what kind of idiot gets stuck in a dress with a ZIPPER???
 zbriege · Sun Mar 02, 2008 @ 02:28am · 1 Comments |
