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How's it going everyone? Today is February 13th. Yep, and that means......Tomorrow's Valentine's Day!! Whoo...Yeah sure.. Now the question is.. Do you have a Valentine? Well I do!! Haha!! I got 4!! I mean..1...2..3..4..5.. Yup 5!! Okay, dont' think that I'm a--

A person: "You player!! You fricken jerk!! Yor're cheating on your Valentine?"

Me: "No No.. I promise, it's not like that. Anyway can girls be players?.." O_o

Okay back to the conversation..

First point is: Kind of Valentines
There are two kinds of Valentines..well there are more but these are the basic ones.

Second Point: The Basic Valentines

Those two are...
A Love Valentine
&
A Friend Valentine

Third Point: A Love Valentine
A Love Valentine is the Valentine you like like, or in other words, You love/have a crush on/ the love of your life/ the person your going to or confessed your feelings.

Fourth Point: A Friend Valentine
Now a friend Valentine is like a person you asked to be your valentine because there's someone you want to be a Valentine. Like your Best friends. You hang out and such. Also a friend Valentine is a valentine you like as a "friend", nothing more, plus..If your a sucker (like me and can't actually confess to the person you want to be your Love Valentine) you can still have a Valentine and won't be a loser, since you have friends surrounding you with comfort. And the best thing is that a friend valentine is that you can have as much as you want. HAHA..

Fifth Point: Plans for Valentine's Day So you won't Be A Loser (Alert of corneyness)
(Pick One)

Plan A- (Have enough Guts to perform this) Confess your feelings to your crush and ask him/her to be your Valentine

**Either magically or secretly put a letter/note yada yada in their desk or some way of telling them to meet you at a place where you can be alone. Then...umm confess? Congratz if your feelings were accepted. If rejected go to the BOTTOM.


Plan B- Ask a Friend you trust to tell your crush that You have feelings for them and wants them to be your Valentine

**Meet up with your friend and tell them about the "person". Tell them or force them to tell your crush that you like them and you want to be their Valentine. Congratz (again) If rejected.. go to the BOTTOM..

Plan C- If you don't have anyone special such as a crush you like that much, ask friends you want to be your friend Valentines.

**If you don't have any Valentines that means..your a sucker! Or a loser. (Haha.. Okay I pity you cause We're the same T-T.. *pats back*) But just ask your closest friend or people you trust to be your Friend Valentine..Soo you won't be a loser. and at least you get a valentine. (This was kinda offensive to some people and people I know so please forgive me!! Don't kill me!! Ahh!! *runs away*)

10 Minutes later..(*comes back*)

The Bottom Dun dun dun dunnn!!!!

Okay you rejects!! Now now..don't sulk or give me a bitchy attitude just cause you saying you don't need my help. If you don't need my help why are you even reading this??
If you were rejected..Or can't find a Valentine(which is impossible because you can ask you friends..okay if not your friends you family..okay if not you family your imaginary friend okay? Unless your the last person in the world, which is unlikely cuz the end of the wolrd won't be on Valentine's Day. *Waving a pointed finger in front of you and saying nuh uh!!*)

But I'm saying try not to be A heartbroken emotional-person. It's only one reject..(I hope) You can try again next year or get a pet rock and make it your Valentine. (Why not? I have a pet rock..=D) Anyway you don't have to be overly-obsessed with someone right? =D (*cough cough* sweatdrop ) So CHILLAX or I will get a glass bottle, break it, then stab you with it if I hear another pathetic reason, okay? twisted

*Some people try to run away*

Wait!! I'm sorry!! I didn't mean it like that! I mean I did but just come back!! How am I suppose to be helping you and making you give me comments about my journal!! So please wait!

Well let us continue..
Be strong and just enjoy the candy, cookies and chocolates..So Happy Almost Valentine's Day!!

Now please comment..=D

Wait! I was a shrink? Or something like that right now?!?!?