Little Green Men
Well, an interesting story from today. I was standing in line for food at the local Walmart when the guy in front of me jerks his head to the right as if watching something. I follow his gaze but see nothing. He turns to me quickly and just stares at me wildly for a moment before speaking. When he finally says something this is what it was: "Did you see the little green man. I saw the little green man, he just ran over there. I think he followed me here. I think I should see what he's up too. Maybe see if he wants something to eat. Do you want something to eat, I want something to eat. I think you should get something to eat. Ah! There he goes again, did you see the little green man, he just ran over there......" He continues on, speaking very quickly so I can barely understand him, till he finally gets his food and wanders off still muttering about the little green man. That was when I realized that I'm not as weird as most people say I am. I finally found someone weirder.
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