1. What would you call it if you ate yourself? Would it be self-mutilation, suicide, or cannibalism? Or could it be S&M if you were eating the right part? Or would it be called masturbation if you did that? But then would that really be masturbation if you were eating it, because the only enjoyment you would be getting out of that would be a full stomach and never having to deal with random erections again...
2. If there were Neanderthalls, CroMagnons, and those little furry ape things in the beginning, which one was Adam and Eve? Or would they have been Amoebas? Is God an Amoeba? Or maybe they were aliens crash landed from outer space, and thats how we started, when they mated with us, and thats why they were called the first humans, because they were, and we're just mutts?
3. Whoever thought up the idea of whistling? I mean, really, who would have thought that "Hey, I wonder if I can make any funny noises with my mouth?" Maybe it was a little kid who discovered it by accident when he was thinking of a better way to get dinner. Did he say something along the lines of "Hey, mom, look! I can call dinner!!"
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Meep. A word which here means meep. Why, were you looking for some deeper meaning there?
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