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Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:
1. I love you like woah!
2.-10. various permutations of hello, im from the internet

Nine Things About Yourself:
1. sometimes i feel like my mistakes are insurmountable.
2.i am intensely private if you dont know me, and to varying degrees if u do
3. id rather show my tits than wear a bikini
4. i want to just ******** off to London. never to return
5. i will never understand why they made bagpuss into cheese
6. i wish i looked good on photos
7. i wish id waited till i was 33 to lose my virginity.
8. except i dont, cuz then id have no behbehs
9. much as i long to be different sometimes, i will not compromise my morals

Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. -8. be a long haired single guy

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:
1. cleaning, or lack of cleaning on my part(yes! im a clean freak too)
2. what if...
3. what if...
4.what if...
5. i like coffee
6. what if...
7. i need to drink more water

Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. got married
2. got married again
3. various things
4. not speak up on my feelings to someone i love about something way back when
5. stayed with a cheating a*****e when i couldve gone to new york
6. lost my kids [although it wasnt my fault]

Five Turn Offs:
1.-5. other guys who arent happy with being friends. I DONT CHEAT< capiche?


Four Turn Ons:
1. long hair
2. heckling
3. drunken sweet nothings
4. kissing

Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. smile
2. mad
3. >:3

Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. make the rules
2. show mercy to mine enemies

One Confession:
1. when i was a kid, like about 5, i was nosing around under my parents bed, and found a load of 70s (think big huge hairy minges) porn mags, and i used to be enthralled looking thru them, at every opportunity i could get. i also found a razor blade and accidentally cut my finger and there was blood everywhere.. i thought i was gonna die.