So this is a nice conversation me and Rin had the other day over a Jigsaw game. The sad thing is, this is a normal conversation for us.
Shuko-chan3: pokeeeemmmmonnnnnnn
DecapitatedPuppies: gotta catch em all!
Shuko-chan3: i wnt to be the very best
DecapitatedPuppies: that no one ever was!
Shuko-chan3: to catch them is my quest
DecapitatedPuppies: to catch them is my REAL TEST
DecapitatedPuppies: to train them is my cause!
Shuko-chan3: ******** YOU
DecapitatedPuppies: NOW
Shuko-chan3: NO NEVER
DecapitatedPuppies: RIGHT NOW. IN MY PANTS.
Shuko-chan3: NO I WAS THERE LAST TIME!
DecapitatedPuppies: I KNOW! I WANT YOU THERE AGAIN!
Shuko-chan3: MY PANTS
DecapitatedPuppies: NO! MINE!
Shuko-chan3: MINE
DecapitatedPuppies: U HAS A FLAVOR!
Shuko-chan3: I KNOW::GIGGLE::
DecapitatedPuppies: DO I HAS A FLAVOR?!
Shuko-chan3: OF COURSE::LICK::
DecapitatedPuppies: YOU MAKE MY HAPPY PLACE HURT. D:
Shuko-chan3: LIKE A GOOD ACHEY PLEASURE HURT OR A BAD HURT
DecapitatedPuppies: A GOOD...ACHEY PLEASURE... HURT... O.o
DecapitatedPuppies: -GLOMP- PEANUTS
Shuko-chan3: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
DecapitatedPuppies: OH MY BABY!
DecapitatedPuppies: IT'S A BLAST OF FROOTIE FLAVURZ!
DecapitatedPuppies: POOTZ
Shuko-chan3: o ohhh OHHHHH!
DecapitatedPuppies: -has a smoke- Yeah. I'm that good. -twirls her pimp cane-
Shuko-chan3: oH MY PIMP::FAWNS ALL OVER HER::
DecapitatedPuppies: ::imitates the kool-aid man:: Ooooh yeah. ::pimp slap:: =O
Shuko-chan3: :Moans at the slap :: oh you hit me just right
DecapitatedPuppies: I know, bizahtch. I'm yo pimp! I know how to treat muh hoez!
Shuko-chan3: im a kettle
Shuko-chan3: dude viagra
DecapitatedPuppies: My viagra.
DecapitatedPuppies: -pimp slap-
DecapitatedPuppies: Stop touching it.
DecapitatedPuppies: Bad hoe.
Shuko-chan3: but i need it to get money
DecapitatedPuppies: You're always giving free sex so what's the point?!
DecapitatedPuppies: You're my worst hoe ever.
DecapitatedPuppies: -disappointed-
Shuko-chan3: no sex for you then! ::storms offf::
DecapitatedPuppies: -throws a beer bottle at her head- You need to learn your place, woman!
Shuko-chan3: Im sick of your abusive attitude!!!!!::starts crying::
DecapitatedPuppies: -punch-
DecapitatedPuppies: b***h, stop your whining! -kick,punch-abuse-
Shuko-chan3: nooo i hate you! goo away or ill call the cops
DecapitatedPuppies: Bizatch, who the hell do you think controls the police?!
DecapitatedPuppies: ME.
Shuko-chan3: ::gasp:: no dont hurt me you know i love you and i want to make you happy
Shuko-chan3: ::punch::
Shuko-chan3: cool it pancake
DecapitatedPuppies: We all has flavors.
DecapitatedPuppies: I would know.
DecapitatedPuppies: -wink-
Shuko-chan3: i didnt know you could do that to your self....=o
DecapitatedPuppies: Oh I'm flexible. Remember the other night?
DecapitatedPuppies: Oh, wait, you were drunk.
DecapitatedPuppies: And unconscious..
DecapitatedPuppies: >.>;
DecapitatedPuppies: Or dead...
Shuko-chan3: holy jesus j** what have a told you about nailing me when im drunk!?
DecapitatedPuppies: Maybe I WANTED to touch you. =O
DecapitatedPuppies: Ohhh what now?
DecapitatedPuppies: Oh. there's a p***s.
DecapitatedPuppies: Funk. Old greg!
DecapitatedPuppies: Babeh.
Shuko-chan3: ive got the funk
DecapitatedPuppies: I got it first! -claims the funk-
Shuko-chan3: nooooo mouse titties
DecapitatedPuppies: I love old greg's tutu. Did you know it was radioactive?
Shuko-chan3: i love your tutu did you know that i ripped it off you and shoved my p***s down your throat?
DecapitatedPuppies: Masturbated with a severed asophagus...
Shuko-chan3: maranate the whoopie stick in the squishmitten
DecapitatedPuppies: You know it.
Shuko-chan3: I c** blood from my erection
DecapitatedPuppies: Yes, I'm aware of that. It's a b***h to clean up, too.
Shuko-chan3: oh sorry
Shuko-chan3: VirginTied to my mattressLegs spread wideRuptured bowel, yankedFrom her inside
Shuko-chan3: My knife's jammed in your a** As you die you orgasm
Shuko-chan3: Her mouth taped shutScreams unheardOut pour her guts
DecapitatedPuppies: .....Penorz are funny.
Shuko-chan3: i know
Shuko-chan3: my v****a is NOT retarded
Shuko-chan3: youre a game i like to play youre a game i play all day
DecapitatedPuppies: Damn straight.
DecapitatedPuppies: Like my erection!
DecapitatedPuppies: Sorry.
Shuko-chan3: i kicked your mom into the gutter after i was done with her
DecapitatedPuppies: So that's why she was all bruised and bloody this morning. Did you shank her again?
Shuko-chan3: pie
Shuko-chan3: pie
Shuko-chan3: pie
Shuko-chan3: pie
Shuko-chan3: in my pants
DecapitatedPuppies: SEX.
DecapitatedPuppies: RIGHT NOWZ.
Shuko-chan3: kkk
DecapitatedPuppies: Humps and squeezes
DecapitatedPuppies: Lollipops and gumdrops
Shuko-chan3: *gundrops
Shuko-chan3: this is getting harder and harder to do
DecapitatedPuppies: I know. And it's so hard to hide in my pants.
DecapitatedPuppies: Whoa, are we talking about the same thing...?
DecapitatedPuppies: Cause I'm talking about mexican immigrants...
And these are random quotes from a phone conversation between me, Rin, her friend Puppy, and Puppy's boyfriend Sunshine. <3 Real names have been edited, lol.
Puppy- "Do not drop fat kitties on my v****a."
"Have you ever tried drawing a squirrel with a chainsaw? It's kinda difficult."
"He blew himself... up."
"Roxanne told me to throw the cat at your v****a. And I'll do it."
"Get back ontop of me."
Me- "If there was a Grand Theft Auto for Cubans, they'd all get eaten by sharks."
Rin- "I'm on the roof! I'm on the roof! I'm on the- jump off."
Sunshine- "Girls can go for a long time and can have multiple stuffs and stuff..."
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