the return of the living hippies rave to the grave
it's actaully called return of the living dead rave to the grave but I decided to change the title...and in a couple of mibs you'll see why...okay so these teenagers find a barrel full of chemicals they have know clue what they are...one of them decides to take a small sip to find out what would happen...his head starts having a seizure and then he gets high...so the teenagers are like "dude we should sell this stuff man!" so they did but put it into pill form...turns out those pills are zomby pills....though I don't see what the diference is from regular crack...ANYWAYS the russian government somehow finds out that not all of their zombie chemicals have been destroyed so they sent two russian dudes to do the job...though it's too late since like 500 teenagers have taken the stuff..so the two russian guys are walking casually and they see a bunch of cheerleaders attacked by the zombies and so they take out there guns and started shooting the zombies...one of the russian guys accidently shoots a cheerleader why killing a zombie...and he's like "crap" the other guys like "what?" then the russian guy says "there goes my perfect score..." I don't know they said something like that....anyways apperently there was a zombie inside the barrel and it comes out and goes on the highway with a sign saying "rave or bust" because all the kids are going to the rave...it's kinda sad really....anyways back to the story the russian guys go to the rave and like all the kids are turning into zombies...since they would look out of place in their government suits they mugged two girls from their costumes...which happened to be viking costumes...kinda disturbing yet funny at the same time...so they call in for back up nuke the whole rave place and they lived happily ever after....it's funny though at the end the zombie with the sign that says "rave or bust" gave up and decided to walk to the rave place...sad but funny at the same mib....mibs ^w^
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