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You cant move to England!
1.) I mean the people there are really snooty and they talk funny! Like umm "Jolly Good" or "Care for a spot of tea?" I mean I just don't want a little spot of tea, I want a glass of tea!!!!!! You hear me you snooty nosepickers? A GLASS OF TEA!!!!!!!! stressed So you should make their head explode by talking to them that what we normal Americans call..... CRAZY RAP LINGO!!!!!!! Mwahaa it will be so confusing for these non-armpit shaving assholes, that there head will explode!!!! Just wear a rain coat because this might get messy! ninja
2.) Second you might have to sing the English Anthem "God Save the Queen" What the ******** is that s**t!? I mean you are going to sing to a bagillion year old lady, who will die any second, and your singing "God save the Queen" to her. What the ******** is that going to do? I hope she chokes on a biscuit there. Oh i'm sorry it's not called a biscut there it's called a ******** COOKIE!!!!!!!!!! scream So just mess up the anthem by singing the American anthem! Yeah that would really piss them off!
3.) It is always so rainy there. You are going to turn ghost white from all the clouds and all the raining that there is going to be there. I mean people are like ghosts there they look so unhealthy! You are going to catch some diesease there that they thought they got rid of in the 16th century but it just suddenly came back to ******** life!!!!! So for my advice wear a gas mask and space suit for your own protection! Oh and Bring a tanning bed for artificial sun!!!!!!!
4.) They have no Fashion sense! Their pants are pulled way up to their chests while their shirts are tucked in so far that the shirts touch the place where the sun dosn't shine! mad You might have to wear those sucky school uniforms that they have. Where girls have to wear skirts, and the guys have to wear pants all the time! In the Middle of January is still ******** cold! And you would have to wear a skirt! So here is my advice. Wear your normal cloths!!!!!! And wear your normal cloths to school so much that they will expell you!!!!!!!! Be an Individual!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well that is all of my advice that I can think up of.
So this is Katie Slim Shady, Signing off! *soultes*
P.S. Put this in your journal if you want!!!! ^_^
1.) I mean the people there are really snooty and they talk funny! Like umm "Jolly Good" or "Care for a spot of tea?" I mean I just don't want a little spot of tea, I want a glass of tea!!!!!! You hear me you snooty nosepickers? A GLASS OF TEA!!!!!!!! stressed So you should make their head explode by talking to them that what we normal Americans call..... CRAZY RAP LINGO!!!!!!! Mwahaa it will be so confusing for these non-armpit shaving assholes, that there head will explode!!!! Just wear a rain coat because this might get messy! ninja
2.) Second you might have to sing the English Anthem "God Save the Queen" What the ******** is that s**t!? I mean you are going to sing to a bagillion year old lady, who will die any second, and your singing "God save the Queen" to her. What the ******** is that going to do? I hope she chokes on a biscuit there. Oh i'm sorry it's not called a biscut there it's called a ******** COOKIE!!!!!!!!!! scream So just mess up the anthem by singing the American anthem! Yeah that would really piss them off!
3.) It is always so rainy there. You are going to turn ghost white from all the clouds and all the raining that there is going to be there. I mean people are like ghosts there they look so unhealthy! You are going to catch some diesease there that they thought they got rid of in the 16th century but it just suddenly came back to ******** life!!!!! So for my advice wear a gas mask and space suit for your own protection! Oh and Bring a tanning bed for artificial sun!!!!!!!
4.) They have no Fashion sense! Their pants are pulled way up to their chests while their shirts are tucked in so far that the shirts touch the place where the sun dosn't shine! mad You might have to wear those sucky school uniforms that they have. Where girls have to wear skirts, and the guys have to wear pants all the time! In the Middle of January is still ******** cold! And you would have to wear a skirt! So here is my advice. Wear your normal cloths!!!!!! And wear your normal cloths to school so much that they will expell you!!!!!!!! Be an Individual!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well that is all of my advice that I can think up of.
So this is Katie Slim Shady, Signing off! *soultes*
P.S. Put this in your journal if you want!!!! ^_^
Not mine, but my friend Katie's~. From the real world, yo. It's hilarious, and if you're offended, it's not really my fault. O__o YAAY.
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