10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong:
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans
always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester,
and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the
same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society;
we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we
haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or
longer life spans.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't
marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage
were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be
allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet,
and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female
role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly
forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds
of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets
because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
btw if anyone didn't figure this out.. they are sarcastic remarks.
Writen by: Triley
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans
always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester,
and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the
same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society;
we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we
haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or
longer life spans.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't
marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage
were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be
allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet,
and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female
role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly
forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds
of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets
because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
btw if anyone didn't figure this out.. they are sarcastic remarks.
Writen by: Triley
