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It has been a day since my enlistment into the elite special ops. To test my abilities I have been sent alone behind enemy lines into an abandoned city. It must be because of my great marks.

-flashback-
Sergeant: all right agent due to your...um...great...um...ingenuity (yeah lets go with that) we're sending you out on your first mission behind enemy lines.

Me: will I get a medal for this??

Sergeant: um..yes a purple Heart.

-end-

Wait...I thought you only get a purple heart if you get shot?! I have bad armor!!!!

-flashback-
Armory guy: Ok I have your equipment right here.

Me:sweet I hope To do some killing on this mission!!!

Armory guy:yeah....right...anyway your specified equipment is a wooden shield...

Me: yeah?

Armory guy: A wooden vest.

Me surprised k?

Armory guy: and this little small plastic pocketknife.

Me:...anything else?

Armory guy: oh yea just to give you a slim chance of living, they're giving you a desert Eagle pistol.

Me: Sweet!!!

Armory Guy: with only one bullet and no extra ammo.

Me: Who cares?! I got a gun!!!
-end-

and I already used the bullet to kill a chicken. I missed. Still, I HAVE A GUN!!!!