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Disclaimer: i do not own these quotes... they're some ive collected over the few past months sweatdrop



My fav. quote: Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet


"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"

heart Lets commit the perfect crime. you steal my heart and i'll steal yours. heart

"If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem"


"In my world we PRAISE the Almighty LEMON!"


"im not crazy just ask my camel Steven"


"It's all fun and games until your DAD finds out."


Nothing Worth Having Comes Easy

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.


Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.


Allow me to introduce my selves


"Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!!"


"Why do I feel so alone and yet Im surrounded by people?"


"if the majority of the population is weird, wouldn't weird be normal?"


"So you found out today your life's not the same... Not quite as perfect as it was yesterday but... And I know it hurts and I know you feel torn... But you never gave up this easily before... So why do you choose today to give it all away...“


"Its better to burn out then fade away“


"Life is like a TV show and someone out there is holding the remote"


"I never stopped loving you, I just stopped letting it show"


"The easy part is hating you; the hard part is admitting I will love you forever."


"At this point in time, I'm okay with me and you and what I've become, but I'm counting the days and nights until i can hear a love song without wanting to cry."


"Sometimes, no matter how long or hard you've loved someone, they will never love you back“


"Is it wrong for me not to want to fall asleep because im afraid that i will dream of him?"


"I picked up the phone but all i heard was the dial tone...i really heard it ring this
time.”


"I fell for you, but you didn't catch me. Now im lying on this cold hard floor and I don't know what to do..."


i love you is an 8 letter phrase but then again so is bull s**t


"The worst part about going to sleep when your broken, is knowing when you wake up you will still be broken."


"In life there are three things that shouldn't never be broken...Toys...Glass...and Lives“


"Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak. It just means that you are strong enough to let go.“


"Never Try To Hold On To Something That Is No Longer there...It will Just Hurt You Even More..."


"I gave you my everything...but you just handed it all back in a trash bag."


"As I sit here, crying my eyes out, I think of everything I did wrong."


"Tomorrow is a better day..."


Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


He who laughs last thinks slowest!


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


Where there's a will, I want to be in it.


I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!


We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!


You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!


Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it


Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done


I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck


And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?


Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.


Adults are just kids who owe money.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.


Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.


A man's best friend is his dog… That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper


If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?


On the other hand, you have different fingers.


If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"


STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.


Have you ever notticed, the most unnusal things happen to the normalist of people??"


Somedays it's not even worth chewing through the restraints


" Maybe this world is another planets's hell."