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>A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
> customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to
> you."
>
> The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
> other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy
> takes the quarters and leaves.
>
> "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
>
> Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
> of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
> take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
>
> The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the
> dollar, the game's over!"

lol nmore where that came from