Summer camp was a boring experience that I don't want to live through again but this one part that I am going to tell you about, I watch over and over again on my camera.
Some kid Austin was obsesed with god but the funny thing about it was that it wasn't even a religion. he combined all of them together and said he was a christian. Anyway he was going on and on about things that where sins (Like swearing, sex before marrige, ect.) he came to same sex marraige. My friend Eliza was listening while trying to hold back her laughter. just to make fun of him she said "we are gonna get married now that you said that," and grabbed my arm. it was hilarious! and I wish you could have seen the look on his face when we asked him to attend the wedding. he answered in his girly voice, "no but I will attend the divorce." It was really funny.
We made all the arrangements. we got our friend Tyler (aka tiedie bob) to be our entertainment at the reception as christina agulara AND avril lavine. Evan was the flower boy, yes I said BOY. I was the Groom and Eliza was the Bride even though she was more manly than I was, I wouldn't wear a skirt. We even had bouncers. Will and Collin. Collin was a counciler who was bored and liked to drag off small kids looking for mischif.
Finally when we where getting ready to walk he came running and screamed, "GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS SIN! YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!" Evan, who made fun of him the most, said without a second to spare, "Austin swearing is a sin." Everyone cracked up. in the end austin got what he wanted. he got a camp counciler to break it all up and we all got in trouble. the counciler was a girl but sounded like a man, which made me crack up while she was yelling. she started screaming in my face, and I gotta admit scared me a little but it was funny all the same.
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