Driftwood.
Questions asked to the nameless muse will be in bold. Her answers are regular.
Hello, today I'd like to interview you.
Wow, that's kinda cool! I'd love to get interviewed! YAY! YAY YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Okay, quit the YAY! So, first question... Are you happy to cover fluff, humor, and other happy stories?
Yeah! Fluff is so cute! One-sided love is so sad, and I can't bring myself to do tragedy. Well, you wouldn't know. sad xp I heart doing humor as well! Funny stuff is the best, don't you think? I do! *does flip*
Go easy; you're not Pudding or Ty Lee. Are you thinking about remaining unnamed?
Whoa! I want a name here! Something cute like Hotaru or Hikari or Mitsu or....*goes into long rant* Lyra got a nice name. A very cute one. Maybe my name should be Berry! That's like, the cutest name! Or maybe Berry in Japanese. Or maybe Berry in French or maybe Kiwi! YEAH! Kiwi's cute! Kiwi Berry? Berry Kiwi? Write more fluffy fan fiction! Write Kataang!
I detest Kataang. Anyways... you just gave me writer's block! So, do you think you could do a movie shot as an actor?
I sure am up to it! You see, Ayame's offering this uber-cute commercial for no reason! I hope it's fluffy and funny! op090o9999999999 Wow is that Milky on the keyboard? He's such a good kitty.
What is your favorite food?
Anything sugary.
What is your take on Naruto?
Why wouldn't I like it? They all look so cute as chibis! Naruto Uzumaki is the best! Naruhina is such a totally cute shipping, yet you want to write Naruten. I know it! Naruhina is the fluffiest! Bow down! BOW DOWN! -655 Milky again! What a cute cat he is! So..what we were talking about?
Never mind. Of all the Gaian smilies, what's your fave?
What a completely evil hard one. While heart and rofl are so adorably enticing, they aren't it. domokun - Now that's cute! When it really comes down though, even though I LOVE whee and blaugh too, and 3nodding - my favorite is 4laugh . Thanks Gaia for variety!
Do you like ninjas or pirates?
Whatever looks better as a chibi. Seriously.
Do you like the beach or mountains?
I have only been to the beach, and I love it! There are myriad things to do there! Plus, you've never taken me to the mountains! WHY AYAME WHY?!?!?!?!
Anyways...that'll wrap up our bitty interview.
But...I was just getting started! Hey! Please, just one more question? *Puppy eyes*
So hard....to resist...*breaks eye contact* On with the Tale of Mr. Driftwood!
It was a beautiful day at the beach, the surf was was small but not too small, the water was relatively warm, and two friends were frolicking. One discovered a delightful thing- a sort of gnarled piece of wood, with little branches. She was immediately in love.
"Let me see," demanded the other, an evil scheme up her sleeve. As the other girl handed it to her, the piece of wood hurled into a wave, despite the other's protests. For awhile, the two searched in the water, until the one who had thrown Mr. Driftwood stepped on a pale shape in the water, which felt hard and she instantly realized what it was. Mr. Driftwood was held high like a trophy, the girl victorious. She cradled him and he was grabbed by the other girl.
Joyous, they threw him back and forth, held him, and promised to never throw him again. Mr. Driftwood was safe in the arms of the very one who had thrown him, when tragedy struck. The other girl grabbed the piece out of her hands, while she told her, "No, no!" and the girl pitched him near to the shore. Frantic, the other dashed to where he had landed, but a wave had probably carried him away. She spent awhile looking for the piece of wood, but he was never found. That is the badly-done tale of a piece of wood. I know, it's stupid. I promise to never do something like that again.
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SHE NEEDS A NAME!!! scream