Hear me moo,
I weigh twice as mush as you,
And I look good on the BBQ,
Yogurt, curds, cream cheese and butter made from liquid from my utter,
I am cow,
I am cow,
Hear me moo.
I am cow,
Eating grass,
Methlin gas comes out my @$$,
And out my muzzel when I belch,
Oh the O-zone layer's thiner,
From the outcome of my dinner,
I am cow,
I am cow ,
Eating grass.
I am cow,
Here I stand,
Far and wide across this land,
And i am living everywhere.
From BC to Newfoundland,
You can squeeze my tits by hand,
I am cow,
I am cow,
I AM FAT! blaugh
