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Zombies are among us... they don't want us to find them... every five seconds some one dies, mostly because of war, murder, and horrifyingly gruesome cannibalism from undead creatures. oh yeah and most major accidents too. but there is only one thing in my mind right now.... how can something so gorifyingly creepy cant even run 1ft per second...? and im not talking about those zombies from dawn of the dead or house of the dead... im talking about like the resident evil ones who can't even speedwalk.................braiiiiiiiins.....


X:OMG!!! A ZOMBIE!!!!

Zero: thats not a zombie its more of a mob of old people...

X: They're decomposing!!!!

Zero: so are old peopple... i mean one night i was visiting this old lady and i swore i saw her teeth fall out....

X: they were dentures.

Zero: How would you know?! you're not siding with them, are you?!

X: hey i never said that... OMG!!! ZOMBIES ARE GETTING CLOSER!!!!!

Zero: come to think of it that same old lady owes me money...

X: ZERO!!!! HELLLP!!!!!

Zero: and Blues needs to buy me some mushrooms...

X: SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR MUSHROOM OBSESSION AND HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zero: Oh yeah?! its not like you have a hobbie or anything....

X: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Computer: *GAME OVER*

X: alright thats it i am never helping you play video games again!

Zero: Hey its not my fault you suck at House of the dead 4

P.S: Zero and X are from megaman X the game and no, Zero does not have a 'shroom obssession in the game i just thought it was funny...